The sun hat has made its seasonal début

Would there be anything wrong with taking sandpaper to my lower back, because it's been itchy this fortnight

O, Larry David knew the mixed feelings arising from Tipperary losing, but Cork winning

But what if Sydney Sweeney had on a nice blouse, maybe from the new Mango where Debenham's used to be

Knowing my angles but it's which tables in the local give a good view of two screens showing different things

Eve, in the Garden of Eden:

this is fucking unreal stuff from Jame Gumb on the magic of The Pit.

Let's get SPHE out of the schools, and Sugar Puffs back in our bowls

Wish she kicked the back of my chair

To be entirely fair to him, I think he may have gone for the three sixers of Skips to Get the Deal #speirgorm #thesavvyshopper

Not beyond the realms of possibility that one day An Taoiseach Michéal Martin (FF) feels duty-bound to take up the cudgels on my behalf

Surely it's not up to the carpenters to raise high the roof beams. Sounds like one for the union rep

Great, I suppose I have to buy new scientific calculators now

This week's broadcast of 'Japan Railway Journal' will focus on the troubled Choshi Electric Railway, Thursday evening, 21:30 (London), Sky Channel 507

A hat with cans and straws attached

One of these would be invaluable if you had somebody tied to a chair but needed to be away for a half-day at a time, to keep up appearances

The rôle of Troy Parrott in Orban's loss cannot be ignored

Is it possible to have the flu without having the flu? Slept ten hours and could sleep the same again, and I feel like Meet Joe Black when he was being thrun between the cars

I could wear that while holding a pint at the bar and casting an eye on the dance floor, greeting passers-by with a "well boy"

Best team name I ever heard on Highland Radio was Derry's 'Top of the Hill Celtic'

I'd look sharp in Shane Lowry's top, wouldn't I? At the disco

An ET, obviously

Was in the pub at home years back, an aul' fella was giving it the full both hands in the air fist pumps, going "Mary Kelly made fuuuckin' shite outta George Bush's plane" after a similar action

some truly disgraceful stuff from Robbie Kane of Dublin Live today, letting Malachy Steenson claim on their FB livestream, unchallenged, that "there are jihadi attacks almost every day of the week". just let him rant on, then asked him a softball about Ray McAdam (his by-election opponent)

Mikel Arteta thinks 'tactics' are short-form videos you show on a giant screen while training continues as normal

Ok but when will they address the issues of My Wife Has Her Own Interests; Gays Existing; and I Heard Different Accents in My Local Shop

Picture of a dog labelled "me" being kissed by a woman labelled "lonely farmers' wives".

Rubydog and Daisypup

They see a tractor and act like they're doing a report from the Ploughing Match

RTÉ correspondents still reporting on the widespread and ongoing law-breaking like it's an offbeat local festival. Teresa Mannion about to join a drum circle above in Galway

The self-appointed "leaders" of the Fuel Protests are truly scum of the Earth.
Why our media choose to interview the likes of Duffy here re the protests is beyond me. Do they really think he cares one iota about anyone but his own self?