So much time.

Want me to talk to her? I went to high school with her. So we've got that shared trauma.

Do not smash that like button.

Do not subscribe.

The "PictureThis" app suggests that it is Sea Milkwort.

duckduckgo.com?q=Sea+Milkwo...

I'm not 100% sure I agree, but maybe that name sounds familiar to you?

His evil twin, Green Red.

Sounds like you need someone to text you a book, one paragraph at a time.

Bones? Are you kidding. You've got appx. 500 bones just walking around your apartment.

Some disassembly required.

How do you feel about double contractions ("I wouldn't've have done that")?

Have you tried carving bone, yet?

Oh shit, I love all those movies.

Please tell cookiepuss that, because we're into season 3 and she's convinced it's just another Lost. I, however, have been really enjoying it

But maybe this is an opportunity for "off-the-chain" @governorwalz.mn.gov to actually do something?

j/k. I know they won't.

ICE just murdered someone a mile from where I live (George Floyd was also murdered, by cops, a mile from where I live).

I wonder if the guilty will suffer any consequences.

"TADA, motherfucker!"

Me, too. Not sure why I ever installed it.

Listen, I know my diet isn't the best, but I just realized I have all of the ingredients necessary to make the Peanuts Dinner.

We need some more parties.

I don't believe that you're still so young. And I don't even have any evidence to support my claim.

Then I can't believe I missed it.

Wandered into a Brian Posehn performance tonight. Highly recommended. #brianposehn

Burn it down.

I understand that if you plant that you will grow skeleton cats.

You got your peanut butter on my fence post.

Photo didn't post the first time. I wonder why. Probably a conspiracy against me.

Perfect birthday cake for two score and eleven.

Robot Quest? That sounds fun.

It's called a door, Uhura.

Just so.

I also uncovered an old stash of PIC chips. Who knows what's on them? More trouble than it's worth to find out, I imagine.

Who am I kidding? Of course I have a parallel cable. I probably have half a dozen of them.