bellybuttons are so scary

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

valentine's day is always a hard time for me because of the massacre

go off jack white

There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.

nevermind spanish, some of you have three days to learn how to dance

today has been an amazing day for refreshing webpages

RIP now loading

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:

Please, my magic bean, it is very sick

I love how all these guys who were in the Epstein files are losing their jobs and Trump was named 38,000 times and people are like "It's cool he can still run the world"

For those keeping score at home:

Looks aren’t important to me in a relationship. I mean the other person’s are, of course, but mine aren’t.

Yall president boobooed on himself again today.

The GOP is okay with violence as long as they're the ones holding the gun.

Who up grounding their hog?

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

Your friends who are sex assault survivors are having a rough week.

the click that fountain coke machines make when you press them is a great click. probably one of the best clicks

the vibes were off, your honor

Today I saw ICE gas little white kids in the streets of Portland with chemical weapons. Imagine what they're doing to brown and black kids in the detention camps

Nothing looks great on paper anymore.

take some vitamin D you sun deficient piece of shit

hey pigs don’t speak latin we’ve been lied to