My life is like a game of scrabble. I just can’t find the words.

Vampires have it exactly right: find the sleeping schedule that works for you, avoid excessive sun exposure, and only show up at someone's house if explicitly invited.

Today is my birthday so It would mean a lot of y'all shared my art :) 🫶

Countless people every year are killed by ninjas.

"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin

Way too much, I think it should be replaced with some bacon.

What’s an animal that eats crickets?

A cricket bat

Doomsday Preppers: Vampire edition

I hope you don’t mean me 😅

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If they arrive at the same time, that’s quite the conundrum

I approve

I want!

Most of inland Australia is devoid of human life, so naturally the wildlife populations would be hard to track.
That applies to any area where there are less people to track the wildlife.

State of denial to state of emergency?

Maybe none of its prey can see the colors, so it can afford to look fabulous

It doesn’t have any meat on it, I think I can take it

They also have lovely eyes

They said raising wages would make everything more expensive. Then they didn’t raise wages and jacked up prices anyway. Funny how that works.

Team Rice needs to bench this one dude, he’s bad

Photo of a bald eagle under the headline "Bald eagle in Massachusetts euthanized after testing positive for bird flu"

Allegory alert!

I’m starting to miss the ones that were decent players

It’s oddly enough related to manatees

Repost if you know 🔄

Can only guarantee you one lightning strike

Democracy dies with thunderous applause

a man is holding a cabbage in front of a bunch of cabbage ALT: a man is holding a cabbage in front of a bunch of cabbage

Is this your brother?

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