Girl you’re overestimating how fast I can read

I think I saw you hurl and break a chair at an RTX once

A screenshot from the I Am Sober app reaching the six year milestone

Six years sober today

I wanna throw up but I got d23 tickets

Does it fuck?

So so many but the one that comes to mind is whenever me or my wife are inconvenienced even slightly (run out of chips or can’t find what we’re looking for) We quote The Three Caballeros. One of us will go “No posada” then the other goes “No shelter”

Yo, where am I?!

My dog when I’m clearly having an allergy attack:

So….. nothing? @ign.com

#PokemonWindsWaves

I am planning on feeding her so much Gecqua until then that nobody wins

a pikachu is holding a speech bubble and a lightning bolt Alt: a pikachu shrugging and sighing

This might be my return to fire starters with Pombon if I win the fight over them with my wife

But unfortunately if Browt makes me laugh it’s going to be to have to be an instant lock, that’s just the way it goes

My favorite time of the year

#happypokemonday

BROWT GANG

What song is stuck in your head right now?

regarding the recent news

Positivity Porsche

"ooop...those are not...those are a lot of boos for him"

a couple of anime characters are standing next to each other ALT: a couple of anime characters are standing next to each other

Woke up thinking about Digimon: Last Kizuna and it immediately fucked up my day

Made my sister take this survey and here comes some easy points for @snowbikemike.bsky.social

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Maybe the true Stranger Things were the friends we made along the way

Maybe the true Stranger Things were the friends we made along the way

it's that time of year

The @skatunenetwork.bsky.social show ripped

don't claim it.

doesn't matter that it's free.

Don't.

Happy Cyndaquil sticker with the text Pokémon 155.

#Pokémon155✨

30 years ago