Webcomics are a mystery to me.
A stick drawing of a dog walks into a bathroom, think bubble: "that's life" and theres like 2k likes

I don't have Netanyahu in the same category even as I have long suspected he doesn't qualify as human.

I'm with Carl Sagan, we are star stuff, contemplating the stars.

To that end, taking a human life except to spare another's or your own is the ultimate obscenity.

Making Pete Hesgeth's life worth even less than Donald Trump's. I would celebrate never hearing of him again with the same relish.

"I'm an empath"
You're a narcissist

Wow though. What a reminder of how METAL Bob was. ❤️

Chico, black long haired domestic cat, sunbathing for the first time this year on top of a Snoopy style doghouse that may or may not have had a hedgehog hibernating in it, we didn't dare look.

Chico is up for summer.

She was amazing last night, right? Those backing singers wrecked me like 10 times. Putting The Damage On and A Sorta Fairytale I wasn't expecting.

"We're just imposters in this country" got a damn cheer. ❤️

Just out of Tori Amos in Belfast. (Class btw)

My friend was in a queue for the ladies and her neighbour asked where she'd to get back to.

"Portadown." [25 miles]
"OH MY GOD HOW LONG WILL THAT TAKE"

Well, I dunno, we'll be in cryosleep. When we emerge, the time dilation means you'll be long dead.

Its expensive yes. But its cheaper than smoking and working towards it has fixed my back and dropped me nearly two stone.

Three lessons on, drawing boxes in the air (clumsily but I didnt think I'd get here this week):

To here:

The funnest week were it not for some bad family news. I would not trust a single adult who claims they don't hold any kind of Superman thing in their hearts from being a kid. First lesson on Monday, we can't get off the net. Second proper on Tuesday and in three mins we go from here:

That was two days ago? I got signed off on all but one of my level 1 skills today. Life changing way to have fun.

Doctormaxxxxxxing

Oh my god, sometimes does it feel like little shafts of light are finally blasting down into this absurd, dumbass darkness we are in lately

There's a queue to call this a mid life crisis btw, you must take a number

Indoor skydiving is the fucking shizz. Got off the net unassisted today for the 1st time ropey n00b performance in Jan living in my head ever since. Why I quit drink, worked on my back probs and lost 1.5 st. 10 min in there was all worth it. Buzz I have NEVER felt before. Vid evidence processing ;)

Starling on a blue park bench scopes my croissant out

Starling moves in for the kill on the crumbs in my Greg's bag

Croissant crumbs
Tuppence a beg

Just got into a lift going down and an old geezer in it said "well it'll go faster now."

Mad props you cheeky bastard

Bout time!

And so I nailed No-one Knows by QOTSA at a gay bar karaoke in Soho tonight and I want my flowers

Meanwhile

Wet Leg zoetrope of their SNL SM reactions

Fred Again re-edited with structure

Rumours on wax cylinder

Oh next week is Record Store/Malibu Stacy Hat/Look At It For Five Minutes And Put It Away Day

Get a load of mr socially discussable vices

Yeah I'd keep this craziness anonymous too.

If nothing else, because I've to be in work in six hours and the orange wanker has me sitting doomscrolling in my underpants

The prime minister of the UK seems very grateful today for the opportunity to expound on some deeply uncontroversial opinions about Kanye West.

This might be the closest we've been to the end of the world since the Cuban missile crisis, and honestly through sheer exhaustion with the millions and millions of people who could march on this cunt and end it now, I dont even think I have high blood pressure over it.

Watching the drummer live on this is like watching a man dig two ditches at once.