Opium Tea news: UK ban on bears making dirty protests in woodland areas deemed unlawful.

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Opium Tea news: Coming soon to NBC: Both recently divorced, and with ICE's immigration crackdown causing visa chaos, Rob Schneider and Graham Linehan are forced to get... 'Remarried'.

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Opium Tea news: Grok update clearly trained on Epstein files.

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Opium Tea news: International community expresses mild scepticism over Trump's plan to create 'Central American Superhighway' by filling the Panama Canal with the Gaza Strip.

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Opium Tea news: Allison Bailey hails historic legal victory.

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Opium Tea news: Strange man curiously invested in preventing children from reaching puberty.

Helen Joyce unable to accept Prospect Magazine’s ‘World’s Top Thinker’ award in person due to unforseen medical emergency.

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Keir Starmer attempts to win back alienated youth voters with cameo in The Beano.

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Opium Tea presents the Sex Mates Guide to single-sex spaces (toilets and that).

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Comic strip: The Adventures of Toby Young, The Grifting Cunt.

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Opium Tea news: Divorce proceedings between LGB and TQ degenerate into bitter feud over custody of +.

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Graham Linehan apologises to trans community, opens up about mental health struggles. - Opium Tea Little more than a year has passed since I last spent an hour in the company of Graham Linehan, yet the differences in his demeanour could not be more stark. Where once there was restlessness, there i...

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”I was there that day. You know, the thing about a trans activist, they’ve got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes...”

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Graham Linehan cleared of harassing trans activist but guilty of gingerly lowering a phone to the ground, as one might a delicate soufflé or sleeping baby.

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Opium Tea news: Only 52 lesbians left in wild.

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Opium Tea news: Dumped by Tunnock's over perjury allegations, LGB Alliance announce new sponsor for 2026 conference.

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Opium Tea news: Graham Linehan found guilty of harassment and criminal damage, sentenced to two years with Rob Schneider.

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‘Giggle’ founder Sall Grover under fire as members’ skull measurements leaked in security breach. - Opium Tea Giggle markets itself as an online space “designed to give girls choice, control and connection”, with no men allowed on the app. The sign-up process involves a biometric scan in which the contours of...

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Comic strip: Helen Joyce, Intellectual Giant.

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Smirking, gum-chewing Tim Davie very sorry if Lily Cade offended you. - Opium Tea Standing atop an upturned milk-crate during a reluctant, impromptu press conference outside Broadcasting House this morning, BBC Director General Tim Davie, slouching with hands in pockets, gave an of...

From our 2021 archives. Happier times for Tim Davie, when the BBC was still captured by TRAs with the power to silence women by getting a genocidal predator's rants grudgingly removed from an otherwise entirely anecdotal story about anonymous lesbians feeling pressured to sleep with trans women.

Opium Tea news: Allison Bailey granted restraining order against tide.

Harry ‘The Owl’ Miller takes to the skies in ACME rainbow extraction machine. - Opium Tea ‘We Are Fair Cop’ founder and amateur aviation enthusiast Harry “The Owl” Miller has taken to the skies in his latest battle against the politicisation of British aerospace, in an ACME-brand rainbow-e...

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‘Sex Matters’ enlist James Esses for youth education group ‘Sex With Children’. - Opium Tea An idea first conceived in the aftermath of her Landmark legal victory against Stonewall has finally come to fruition, as feminist trailblazer Maya Forstater has announced the formation of a new organisation dedicated to providing accurate sex-based education for young children in the face of what she described as “relentless pro-trans disinformation”. “Children are being […]

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Metro did not breach rules in describing Graham Linehan as a lying transphobic cunt. - Opium Tea The Independent Press Standards Organisation (IPSO) has ruled that Metro did not breach media regulations when it described former comedy writer Graham Linehan as a “Lying Transphobic Cunt”. On 24th M...

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