A woke person would be in support of that joke though?

Absolutely fucked that the GoPro app takes up a full fifth of my iPhone space (25GB out of 128GB) - where do they get the nerve?

You wish you had the style and gravitas of the Great and Abundant Nynetjer!

Ah I see. I’m sorry to missed out for so long!

Was that because of a home school thing, or a region town thing maybe?

Interesting that Ben Roberts-Smith isn’t on LinkedIn 🤨

The Same! I’m glad to hear it’s in use. It should take power away from the carjacking

Finally watched Minari. A wonderful movie

How is the red rooster pencil case going by the way? Are you using it?

Can’t win them all

Welcome back to AEST, baby! The early risers among us have never been up earlier! 😎😎🌅🌄

Just ate a cinnabon hot cross bun and the rumours are true

You’d make a million billion dollars selling that technology to hospitals and cafes on Sydney rd

albo to announce national expansion of kingsley’s chicken

Going to hold an Address to the Nation to announce it’s not looking good for Essendon this year

Going to hold an Address to the Nation to let you all know I’m halfway through Infinite Jest and I have some Opinions

Going to hold an Address to the Nation to announce a royal commission into what is Hotdogs up to now

Going to hold an Address to the Nation to explain why the most recent elimination on Rupaul’s Drag Race makes narrative sense

Going to hold an Address to the Nation to ask everyone if they’re mad at me

Going to hold an Address to the Nation to let everyone know I’m thinking of changing super providers

Put on the ‘Your Friend’s Stoner Brother’s Playlist’ on Spotify for music in the shower and of course the first song to come on once I’m in the shower and can’t change the music is Green Day’s Good Riddance

*they

Even better if it's a recipe video and the warn about whether they use pounds and ounces

Sisyphus but every day he unsubscribes from marketing and promotion emails.

Fuck you and your ray ban meta glasses

Okay you’re helping me out. Now what do you picture when I say ‘that guy has a ziff’?

This was the 2nd thing that came into my head. What about ‘a ziff’?

If I use the word ‘ziff’ what do you think of?

What does the Iran War mean for mom and pop gun manufacturers?

Corey Worthington on ACA

The real reason for Australia’s teen social media ban was because they feared that a legend would rise up to inherit his will, continue his mission and become the new king.