This is a Primus music video

You forgot to put "parody account" in your bio

Actually the team that bought their roster lost the game

that's jeffrey coombs in The Frighteners

This is like complaining that your roommate uses the same "microwave code" as you

This is like complaining that your roommate uses the same "microwave code" as you

Underlying all of the problematic shit coming from @jay.bsky.team and Bsky is the simple fact that this site still just sucks. It's just an X clone cosplaying as a Twitter clone, but with the dev team nuking all fun things.
Anyway, end genocide, free Palestine, fuck the IDF.

tbh my computer may be the least virgin thing on gods black earth

Oops, you're wrong!

Please don't let the fear of not doing something well stop you from trying it for the first time. Write a messy story. Paint a crappy flower. Whittle the worst wooden bear of all time.

The best gift you can give yourself is to have fun and grow.

No I think this is the most right a screenshot has ever been

Imagine how different our world would be if this loser grew up with like real friends and a caring family.

ABI Bouhmaida @forgoodcode Every Windows 11 PC is now an Al PC with Copilot at the center of it all. Here's how to get rid of Copilot completely from your computer (1/3)

ABI Bouhmaida @forgoodcode 1/ Settings App > Personalization > Taskbar > Other System Tray Icons > Switch "Microsoft 365 Copilot App" Off This hides Copilot from your taskbar

(9) ABI Bouhmaida @forgoodcode 2/ Press Win + R > Type in ‘regedit’ > Navigate to "HKEY _CURRENT_USER\ Software \ Policie s\Microsoft\ Windows" > Right-click on the "Windows" Key > New > Key > Name the new key "WindowsCopilot’ > Right-click on the new key EY > DWORD (32-bit) Value

@forgoodcode 3/ > Name the value "TurnOffWindowsCopilot’ > Double-click the name of the value > Set the "Value Data" to 1 > Restart your computer Congrats! Copilot is now completely gone from your computer. Hope this helps

My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆

It's so wild to think that elites used to like fuck around and finance the actual Renaissance. Now they fuck around and drain global resources to build personal compliment machines that don't even work well.

Mullen is undoubtedly less of a dick than Brian Kelly. He also hasn’t killed anyone as far as I know.

Politics is just pooping back and forth, forever

Cops will not save you from cops. You will just have more cops to deal with.

This is what ally ship looks like to me.

Get ready to speak primary, bitch

fuck you, @schumer.senate.gov

I hope you fall down the biggest flight of stairs in DC you coward.

You are a pathetic piece of shit, and an abject failure in your role as leader of the biggest group of spineless losers.

Cheney in Hell. Demon baby: We do not torture.

RIP Dick Cheney

For @inthesetimes.com
inthesetimes.com/article/mamd...

Third wave woke

Maybe nobody in the great big world cares about this.
But the public libraries in tiny Jefferson County in Northern Appalachia were in danger of losing their tax funding thanks to right-wing book banners. And we won. The library's funding is safe!!!!!

So polymarket is going under, right?

Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.

Hahahaha fuck you and newsome and Schumer too.

Could we just like send her there to prove it?