looking for a job with the only listed skill requirement being “pattern recognition”

this is so reddit, even for reddit

yea maybe, but they won’t pickup a car for me several states away & help me pull an engine for free.
dimitry runs off friendship alone.

in the same way that people set up claude with a wallet, i rile up my undiagnosed adhd friend then sic him on physical tasks

I DONT EVEN FUCKING LIKE CELSIUS

watched the people in celsius shirts hand out free energy drinks to people on the sidewalk while i was stuck in my car, and they packed up before i could park

“hag” has without a doubt secured my number 1 spot

calling an old guy a “geezer” has to be one of my top 3 ageist slurs

i hope everyone else sitting in traffic with broken A/C and their windows rolled down likes my rendition of outgrown things sung from the top of my lungs

forgetting my debit card pin was the smartest decision that i didn’t make. i’ve saved so much money just by not having access to it

my low fuel light vs “just 2 more exits”

gods least impulsive credit card haver

passanger seat dj’ing for my older millennial partner so i can’t play music with too fast of a BPM or she’ll get anxious

i think umamusme’s app volume being defaulted to off if your phone is on silent mode is very salaryman coded

i need to just buy a p2s at this point

i can’t escape labor brain; i’m literally stressing about “how could i scale production” because i had a stupid idea that isn’t even finished being prototyped

i think planetes is still a very important anime

11 inch, got it like maybe 3 months ago?

nodoz pills, i would put them in 4loco to make the original formula but you can just take them regularly

the ipad pro battery shouldnt be dying as fast as it does when it’s that big.
it should just be an iphone with a big screen and a lithium claymore inside it

bound & gagged tranny in my trunk

honestly, both are probably leading to a BPD diagnosis later in life

Which Way Western Women?

esoteric street cleaning rituals have me consulting calendars just to park my car

i’ve been driving my personal car for work in the city instead of work vehicles & i’ve noticed more right of way given and people flashing their high beams to let me go or make a left turn etc

i think more people let you pull out & merge more often when you’re driving a kind of cool car because they want to look at it or something

she just builds like this

can’t do this flavored lube shit, my pussy smells like zebra cakes now

food should have change notes whenever they change the ingredients and make it slightly different and shittier

survival horror game that the reload animation takes painfully long the first few times with occasional fumbles, but every time you reload, you get a little bit better at it and faster