Was this all at the same venue?!!

Answer: America, 2025.

Question: What would a country be like if ran by the people who ask, “Yeah, but what about WHITE History Month?!?” every February?

It’s a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there’s a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as the Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as the Meadows.

Someone should probably reach out to Hawk Tuah and let her know it’s safe to come out of hiding, we got other shit to worry about right now.

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Oh, found out today: one of the minority owners of HP is one of Trump’s rich cronies (forget which one).

Why the Huffington Post? Is it no longer considered left leaning, or am i misremembering that they were ever considered that to begin with?

Off to Google I go!

Wha? Where was this?!?

Does anyone have a list handy of retail establishments that aren’t currently telegraphing to the world that they are run by complete shitheads? Thanks in advance!

Hey #Nashville, whatever happened to the indoor fake drive in theatre that they announced was going to be built some years back?

Wait, I realize I’m probably the last person to just realize this, but Trump’s inauguration is on MLK Day? Man, talk about insult to injury.

Who’s ready for Canadian Bacon being the new Idiocracy in becoming the dumb comedy that was way too prescient?