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A small white plastic bottle of hand sanitizer, made by the company Auto Glym, who are more famous for making car care products.

A small white plastic bottle of hand sanitizer, made by the company Auto Glym, who are more famous for making car care products.

Who else still has their souvenir Auto Glym hand sanitizer from the pandemic?

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Got some new Never Need the Toilet t-shirts printed
www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/product-page...

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The Rogue Trooper Teaser Trailer Is Here! | 2000 AD The first teaser trailer for the forthcoming Rogue Trooper movie was revealed today as part of a Deadline interview with filmmaker Duncan Jones (Moon, Source Code, Mute, Warcraft).

The first teaser trailer for Rogue Trooper has landed!

From visionary filmmaker Duncan Jones, Rogue Trooper follows the ‘Genetic Infantryman’ who finds himself the sole-survivor of an invasion force on Nu-Earth. Mission Briefing: bit.ly/4vKLIGI

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Deleting the pool ladder like a boss.

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I'd make it fly and give it weapo.. wait.

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"A lean side of beef, it just slips down" always makes me laugh. Much better than the original.

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Poor Sleep Linked To Gong CHICAGO—Concluding that the costs of keeping such a device in the bedroom far exceeded the benefits, a study released Monday by the University of Chicago’s sleep lab found a strong link between poor s...

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

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The number of people I know with access to an autogyro can be counted on one finger.

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An autogyro flying in the sky. You can see a bit of a tree in the left hand corner of the image.

An autogyro flying in the sky. You can see a bit of a tree in the left hand corner of the image.

An autogyro flying in the sky. In the bottom right of the image is a chimney with an aerial bolted to the side.

An autogyro flying in the sky. In the bottom right of the image is a chimney with an aerial bolted to the side.

When you know somebody with an autogyro, you can be pretty sure it's them buzzing your house on a Sunday afternoon when an autogyro buzzes your house on a Sunday afternoon.

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a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd

Just one day, one fucking day without hearing about what this cunt has done now.

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a man says i have the high ground in front of a volcano ALT: a man says i have the high ground in front of a volcano

Ah, it's a tale as old as time.

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It's kind of funny in a depressing way but none of this is new. Peter Thiel has been talking about mad shit like this for years. It's his thing.

Any sane civilization would have thrown him and the rest of the tech nutters in a deep pit years ago. Dangerous mad cunt.

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Footballer player Cole Palmer with a monk style haircut

Footballer player Cole Palmer with a monk style haircut

When you’ve got United in the 21st century at 8pm and vigils in the 14th century at 5am

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Just blasting a path through the stones, the ice technicians silently weeping off to one side.

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A space ship in the game Elite:Dangerous leaving an asteroid dock.

A space ship in the game Elite:Dangerous leaving an asteroid dock.

A figure in a spacesuit, standing on an alien moon in the dark. Faintly visible are the aeons old ruins of a Guardian site. In the sky can be seen a ringed gas giant.

A figure in a spacesuit, standing on an alien moon in the dark. Faintly visible are the aeons old ruins of a Guardian site. In the sky can be seen a ringed gas giant.

Had a lovely trip to a Guardian site to collect some relics. Didn't crash in to any stars on the way or anything.

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This one is rather earthy and smoky, really nice drink. It's not as heavy as stout.

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A bottle next to a glass of dark mild.

A bottle next to a glass of dark mild.

Tonight I will be mostly living the dream and drinking a bottle of dark mild.

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A daft cat that's found a warm place to sleep, paws stretched out in front, head down fast asleep.

A daft cat that's found a warm place to sleep, paws stretched out in front, head down fast asleep.

Look at this knobhead.

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I'm watching Daredevil and while it's really good and all I can't get out of the back of my mind that Dr Strange and Wong both live in New York. So do the Thunderbolts. And Spiderman. Any of them could fuck Kingpin up before breakfast and not break a sweat. Why are they leaving it to the blind guy?

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the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

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Grandpa Munster holds a press conference

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Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?

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It's on my list!

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Ha! We had one of your fresh beer deliveries during the covid when I was laid off. I think I experienced what alien abductees refer to as missing time. I was banned from ordering any more...

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photo of a poofy orange cat doing a blep, shot from a low perspective so it's all floofy chest and cheeks

photo of a poofy orange cat doing a blep, shot from a low perspective so it's all floofy chest and cheeks

everybody mad but I'm just over here posting like

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Everything!

Everything!

Been working on my stargazing web app thing.
It now features -
* All 88 constellations
* Around ~9,000 stars
* 110 deep-sky (Messier) objects
* Sun, moon and planets
* Geolocation capabilities
* Most objects are clickable with an info card with more details
* URL variables for date and location

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Screenshot from Elite Dangerous, showing a Mandalay starship approaching a space station in orbit of a planet.

Screenshot from Elite Dangerous, showing a Mandalay starship approaching a space station in orbit of a planet.

Screenshot from Elite Dangerous, showing a Mandalay starship leaving an asteroid base.

Screenshot from Elite Dangerous, showing a Mandalay starship leaving an asteroid base.

Screenshot from Elite Dangerous, showing a Mandalay starship docked inside a space station.

Screenshot from Elite Dangerous, showing a Mandalay starship docked inside a space station.

Drifted back into Elite Dangerous again. There are new sexy ships to fly! First up, the Mandalay, an exploration ship.

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I did yes! Are you still doing tap weekends? Cos I can still drink.

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Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

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Rare image of a stork delivering a baby!

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