Henri could teach Timothée Chalamet a thing or two about ballet.

My chicken pot pie is eerily reminiscent of that scene from Silence of the Lambs when Anthony Hopkins is wearing the prison guard's face to escape.

Anyway . . . Tasted great. I totally recommend cannibalism.

I'm having Kid Icarus flashbacks

Frenchie, fed up with the world

Murdock's wearing the same 'already disgusted with the world' face I usually greet the world with.

Who knows. But it's long been my observation that many progressives can truly be their own worst enemy.

"This is how humans dress, honey."

It's comforting to know the director of the FBI has the emotional maturity of a 16-year-old

I actually don't know what you're referring to, but this is how I feel about Threads and all the macaque experts right now.

Promise you won't forget about us

We don't need Albertans posting how awesome immigrants are. That's performative.

We need Albertans calling out their racist family for supporting racist policy.

#yyc #yeg #alberta #cdnpoli #abpoli

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Welp. Not how I generally like to start my day. #Olympics

Big red button that will end all hockey in Canada.

Many Bothans died to bring us images of China's big red button that will end all hockey in Canada if we don't give Donald Trump...*checks notes*...half of a bridge.

Mwahaha. MWAHAHAHA!

From the archives: Henri, who doesn't actually like sports..or exercise, but was made to sign a contract stipulating he has to wear sweaters if he wants to continue living here enjoying the most expensive goddamn hydrolyzed dog foo--anyway, I digress... Taken March 2022.

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Molly's Game is def my favourite Olympics film

The is like the captain of the Titanic taking the last lifeboat for himself.

Alexander Ovechkin, still partying with the Stanley Cup since 2018

At a neighborhood Xmas party I wasn't keen on going to cause the average age of my 'hood seems to be 77, I casually mentioned to someone that I have a 16x3-ft #Lego city in my basement dubbed my 'TBI project'. This afternoon I gave my third tour since New Years. Turns out older guys LOVE this stuff!

I can’t think of a single friend from university I’d consider committing sedition for. #CdnPoli

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👀

The film I mean lol

Of course it is, I have a cold!

Have you caught it yet?

One of the great tragedies of AI and science is that the proliferation of garbage papers and journals is creating pressure to return to more closed systems based on interpersonal connections and established prestige hierarchies that had only recently been opened up somewhat to greater diversity.

TIL esophagogastroduodenoscopy is an actual word.

That ant scene is peak childhood trauma

Woke up super early, couldn't go back to sleep; watched Honey I Shrunk the Kids, now I'm too depressed, day is a write-off

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

I can really appreciate how passionate Germans are for cake.

Orko being a Jim Henson puppet might be the the thing that saves this movie.