can someone teach me how to read again

a rich aunt who swoops into town once a year, bracelets jangling, and takes you out to a preposterously expensive lunch where she proceeds to dissect your dating life with a gimlet precision that would make you sob if your mouth weren't full of lobster salad

hobi in a soft pink louis vuitton outfit, asking: "does his heart still beat?"

lol hoseok, what do i do with you!!!!!!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyhQ...

have to roll this around and examine this for, hmm, a year

jinkook directly into my blood stream, it's too powerful

ready ready ready

oh no too real

@ flyers: we need this. don't fuck it up!!!!!!

i am also bringing main cam cut because of the way hs smiles at nj saying the third “i need”

BTS group photo backstage at the first Arirang Japan concert. From left: Jimin, Seokjin, Yoongi, Jungkook, Namjoon, Taehyung, Hoseok. Jungkook is leaning against Namjoon's shoulder and kicking his foot back like a movie star girlie being kissed.

Jungkook is never beating the rapper's babygirl allegations 😭

one wonderful thing about being a man is there's always a worse one

this was randomly in my kudos email today and man i did something here!!! proud of me 💜

here's the time i wrote academic jin/treasure hunter jungkook and the legend of the hope prince

Again, if a customer wants to ensure that their mailpiece receives a postmark, and that the date on the postmark aligns with the date of mailing, the customer may take the mailpiece to a Postal Service retail location and request a manual (local) postmark at the retail counter when tendering their mailpiece. The manual postmark will be applied free of charge.

For anyone mailing their #taxes today - take them to the post office, hand them to an employee, and ask for a manual postmark. Otherwise the USPS can't guarantee they'll be postmarked today.

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first 85+ degree day and i am already a murderous goo, i can't do this for the rest of my life

For all of us in the fandom fundraising area!

someone at rolling stone has an ao3 account

that's the bird everyone is always "go birds"ing about

i wish for the playoffs this season i could draft caps and flyers players into a riotous unholy all-star team with like three all-stars and 27 extremely talented children on it

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

min yoongi and kim namjoon of bts smiling at each other on stage and making eye contact for the first time in their fifteen year marriage

EYE CONTACT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWENTY TWENTY-SIX 🥹

every sports outlet churning out rpf 24/7:

"the ONLY 5 players worthy of shane hollander"
"10 sports rivalries that could have been solved with handjobs"
"rozanov? roz-a-NOT!! 5 scumbags the bruins captain should date instead"
"hayden pike failed montreal when he didn't stop this cursed "romance""

"thank you for the thrill of watching your rivalry 100 times" you think hockey can't get gayer and then it does, like magic

oh my god you're right i feel so alive

We should normalize interrupting someone just to scream.

Especially at work.

When the meeting could have been an email.

"i'm a snowman?"

mama so excited to get his cryptid-clown husbands dancing on camera

hobi dressed all in white and ethereally lit as he looks off camera, a snowy christmas street behind him

deep in my photos and found a picture from hobi's brief role as "the male protagonist's dead wife in a dream he had about their last christmas together"

called it, mr. "i have more opinions on the flavors and spice levels, where is everyone going, ooh ice cream"
youtu.be/HYhyDjGhJEY

🐥🐰: shut up shut up
🐨: nobody’s talking
🐥: shut up
🐨: nobody’s talking guys
🐰: shut up
🐨: who you saying shut up?

they were hearing colors and seeing sounds joon please give them a break 😭