By no means the same thing, but I feel this exists on some kind of continuum with Eating Gluten from the Dark Web.

important fact for VN developers out there:

if you combine the tags "Philosophy" and "Heroine with Tights" on vndb the lowest rated game that shows up is still a 6.96/10. just something to consider.

#BocchiTheRock
'violently kisses you'

Sonia Belmont
#Castlevania
#悪魔城ドラキュラ

Alex sits across from a woman at a table who reads from pamphlet "OK, so the rules of this game are: 1. players move around the baord in a counter-clockwise fashion..." Alex thinks to herself "this board game woman is tedious, but her dating profile indicates she's a real freak in bed." Her expression remains placid as the speech bubble containing the endless rules recited by the board game woman collapse Alex's face. Later in the boudoir, Alex is in fetish gear with the board game woman who says "alright, let's do this." She then picks up a pamphlet and reads "the rules of this are: 1 players move around the board in a counter-clockwise..."

Foghorn Leghorn you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you

SAM NEILL GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it? It's got to be big! No slipping something into someones drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast...

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

I'VE FINALLY DISCOVERED ALL 3 TYPES OF FEMALE FANTASIES! Being last seen walking into the deepest part of The Woods Fucked into perfect oneness with The Flesh Eternal Mommy

Getting FOMO for Jollibee, not because of Final Fantasy or whatever, just because being served fried chicken with a cup of gravy seems like a heavenly time

footlongdingledong posting on tumblr to say: "we all got that one homie who was added during the limited time collaboration event"

what if i fucking kill you

趣味の長髪シャアム

Hey guys, I have less than ten days now to gather about $1200 for May rent and I won't have my main account following to share it to so please share and help if you can and please take care of yourselves.

The Mountain Goats - Blood Capsules (Live on KEXP) YouTube video by KEXP

Posting one song a day until I get bored or I forget: The Mountain Goats - Blood Capsules
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsDV...

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

It's unfair how fucking funny she is

#FGO

Lammy's Playhouse

BBちゃん🌸

旧作

saber

Thank you for the skeb request❤

Leva let Voymastina borrow her new fit🐺

[ #GFL2 ]

Super Creek - commission for @kingault.bsky.social
Thank you very much!

"hep to the jive" 4-panel comic, ink and colored pencil, 10x12cm panel 1: zala zuri, an iranian trans woman wearing a pink and blue retro color block windbreaker and a pink ballcap, is walking down the sidewalk when one of a trio of middle school boys across the street call over to her, "excuse me, miss?" panel 2: the first kid, who just called out, says "siiix-seeeven!" while doing the 6-7 gesture, the second one drinks a soda, and the third looks stony-faced panel 3: zala does the 6-7 gesture back panel 4: one boy erupts into laughter, another does a spit take, and the third smiles, eyes wide with surprise

crossed paths with some middle schoolers the other night

Trainer: "I think Super Creek might've been here before us"
Oguri Cap: "How do you know?"
Tamamo Cross in the corner:

anti-wellness checkpoint: i'm throwing water at your face. punching and wrestling you. have you eaten any gold foil today? your cell phone notifications miss you. your emails miss you. try starting an argument with your dad