Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18

I just love St. Paul Pork Products

Make some noise if this is the noise you make when you suck dick

A fire hazard and a smoke show go well together! 🔥

Happy birthday, stud!

I missed you, Bluesky

My fiddle leaf fig at work— I inherited her 4 years ago and since then she’s been growing and growing (only towards the direction of the window in my office). I recently turned her around and lo and behold, she’s starting another little sprout (two baby leaves!) toward the light. Proud plant papa

The build! 🤤

Wooof! 🥵
Looking swole!

Wow! 🍽️

Let loose! I said let loose!

Do you think this bug is sad?

I’m still at work

Everyday! With an SPF! An ounce of preparation is worth a pound of cure.

I put my face lotion too close to my eye this morning, so apparently that means I will have to suffer for the entire day

Too much handsomeness

He better quote Tupac Shakur. Love this man.

A+ sewing. A+++ model.

a drawing of a ghost with a surprised look on his face ALT: a drawing of a ghost with a surprised look on his face

My cat, to show his two sleeping fathers that he was hungry this morning, stored a bunch of saliva in his cheeks, jumped into bed between us, and shook his head like a dog, getting said saliva all over us, including on my mouth.

I cry watching Juicy and Mia lipsync to “Covergirl” because seeing not one but two people do exactly what they were meant to do in this life is overwhelming. Killt it. Never feel Miami Pride, but this is it.

Picking Juicy Love Dion when one of the songs was “Cha Cha Bitch” was a… choice

lol. If that little f*cker gets more likes than me again…

Instead of posting a thirst trap, here’s a derpy cat #cat

Handsome as always!

How many times have I played Runway since it came out

Doling out piggy back rides?

Exactly! Jujubee made this show iconic with a suitcase full of Wet Seal

This! This is the take!

Happy Friday, hunk! We made it!

Need a stack of Trump/Epstein “We Did That” stickers ASAP