i forget this is my name on here

my boy's beautiful jerky

Their Kid A review in 2000

old pitchfork rules. i think about the phrase "thom yorke singing like he's trying to kiss around a big nose" way too often

this is the exact thought i had

daym drops menacingly detaching his prosthetic penis and swinging it and it extends like a lightsaber

listen i've been plenty enriched by the monkey nfts and the metaverse in which i'm supposed to conduct business meetings where everyone has rayman anatomy and the various cryptocurrencies named after nazi memes and Asuka Doge MeganFoxx, the AI Servant Wife (squirter version)

All that money to silicon valley and still no one has invented a printer that doesn't suck complete shit

I do find it ironic how we have to have all these delicate conversations about what to do about ICE when Trump and co. have executive fiated USAID, DOE, the Wilson Center, institute of peace, CFPB, and now the Forest service

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

Swae Lee!! That shit is a two pack of loving smiles! That shit smells beautiful!

Women these days would fuck with Dr. Octagonopus if he had some weed and bought them Uber Eats! 😂

🔥 📣 CLICK THE LINK IN MY BIO TO ORDER YOUR Women these days would fuck with Dr. Octagonopus if he had some weed and bought them Uber Eats! 😂 MERCH! Just added Octagonopus PILLS for MEN! We accept BTC!

This porno is rated E10+ for Mild Language and Comic Mischief

The current cultural obsession with "mogging", being "nonchalant", having "aura" etc. is completely nauseating. That has to be the worst way to live your life besides maybe being amish

“Dad what were you like in the ‘90s” viral trend

Imagine showing a Glizzy to a Victorian child!

skrillex x opn thing i made after a convo with a buddy a couple months ago & never finished

laughing at the grimes song titled "Vowels = Space and Time". that's like something connor o'malley's character in Rap World would come up with

Support Kyle Fraser’s Recovery after Two Strokes

Some of you may know I’ve been dealing with a personal matter over the last week. Most of you do not. I consider myself a very private person but I need to ask for help at this time. Last week, my partner and best friend, Kyle Fraser, suffered from two strokes in a single day. There is a very long and expensive road ahead, and our friends have been gracious enough to help organize a GoFundMe for anyone who wishes to offer their support. On it, we have written up more detail on his condition for anyone curious. Even a repost or share helps. The link to that is in my bio, my story, highlights - pretty much anywhere. Thank you for your thoughts and support at this time. Apologies in advance if I take some time to reply, I’m taking it one day at a time.

For those who don’t know him, Kyle is probably the most compassionate person I’ve ever met. He is as gentle and brilliant as much as he is strong and funny. He loves his two cats Poly and Moog, and adopted them with the explicit intention of ‘which cats are you having a hard time adopting?’ Though he can be reserved and introverted, Kyle has a fierce passion for his career and will always offer a helping hand to anyone in need, often taking calls to mentor professionals beginning their career. I’ve become a better person through knowing and loving him.

Photo of Kyle and I early last year

My partner and best friend Kyle suffered from two strokes last week. We need your help.

gofund.me/e25c60dfb

Anything helps, a like, a share, a donation. thank you for your support during this difficult time ❤️

Today I played Kirby Air Ride for the first time and watched Spring Breakers for the first time #ConcoctingAMysteriousAndUnforeseenVibe

At the club right next to the Function Ones no earplugs in letting the OTT and Corpus artifacts permeate my skeleton

I’ve decided to let my life be ruined by various men’s influencers and authority figures. I will be adopting various beliefs such as ”it’s gay to smile”, “men should lowkey not bag produce in the store”, and “it’s sus to listen to FM radio”. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

got on beta blockers this year and was surprised how even my small dosage changed shit. i had the chillest grocery store trip of my life recently

Will Smith just Chris Oscar

Thank you to the architects of Future Bass for inventing the 7th and 9th chords.

Vaporwave.
Lo-Fi Hip Hop.
Hyperpop.
Botanica.

Let's give a round of applause to the folks who came up with these genre names... for giving our lives meaning and form <3

I’m watching Chopped and pointing and laughing at all the craft-less mediocre losers who FAIL to make a delicious dessert out of rattlesnake skin! Back to Allentown, PA with you, chef nobody!

Chex Mix is the most beautiful snack of all time that makes you hiccup without fail

I Went To The Rattlin' Bog And All I Got Was Feckin Nail 🔩 Heel 👠 Shoe 👟 Leg 🦵 Flea 🪲 Feather 🪶 Chick 🐤 Egg 🥚 Nest 🪺 Twig 🌿 Branch 🪵 Tree 🌲 Hole 🕳️ Valley 🏞️ Bog 🎑