Why do you always look so cool?!?!

I’m going on record: Life first happened when an RNA fucked a metabolism.

Nah, you're just a little guy

Ally is amazing

Hai

Killing your lurking predators is not killing you!

You literally killed me

Idiocracy was a documentary

A great deal to help alot of people!

Tell me you're a bot without telling me you're a bot.

I cannot fault this logic

@xanvai.bsky.social

Dang, Hank out here dissing on Pluto.

my post: onion caramelization will continue until morale improves reply: That's a flippant solution to addressing systemic issues. Morale can't be improved by relying on a short-term fix that disregards the root causes of employee dissatisfaction.

lol reply bots

we should all be very fucking worried about this actually

Dang, sad i missed this.

an elderly man with a mustache is sitting in a living room . ALT: an elderly man with a mustache is sitting in a living room .

I can't see cats like this without thinking diabeetus.