WASHINGTON (AP) — Virginia voters approve new US House districts that could aid Democrats in midterm elections.

Mesh time!

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

lizard...

It’s a bot.

bsky.app/profile/pare...

Repeatedly asking my cat “Do you think you’re not a goober?” About ten times before wondering what the hell is wrong with me

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

A+ headline.

defector.com/president-ex...

Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?

Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.

“pope is soft on crime” bouncing around in my head like the dvd logo on a classroom tv

new communities like...

*checks notes*

women

I don't think my day can recover from "I thought it was me as a doctor." Let's call it a wrap.

Rahm Emanuel is so desperate to get the Democratic establishment to support his Presidential fantasies that he just got a totenkopf tattoo and posted a comment to Reddit about how sexual harassment is made up

marked safe from viruses thanks to Antivirus Survivors 2003 Professional by @shbs.games, a Y2K-inspired auto-shooter in a retro software interface

APNewsAlert: JERUSALEM (AP) — Israeli military official says the country is still attacking #Iran, after White House said Israel agreed to ceasefire.

Never played it?

Trump: "We want Greenland. NATO doesn't want to give it us. And I said, 'Bye bye.' Okay, thank you very much everybody."

Trump: "They'll have no bridges, no power plants, no anything. I won't go further because there are other things that are worse than those two, and we might have -- well, if I had my choice, what would I like to do? Take the oil Unfortunately, the American people would like to see us come home."

homeland security tweet with christ on the cross and a little graphic cross superimposed over his nethers

uhhh everything else wrong about this aside, the placement of that little cross .....

Picture taken from inside Integrity at the window looking at Earth.

A full picture taken from Integrity looking at the half-disc of Earth surrounded by space.

Holy shit these two photos from Artemis II that were shared just a bit ago.

Today's frog is the smooth leaf frog.

What in the actual fuck was that

These woollen chitons (or long tunics) have - incredibly - survived from Roman Egypt due to the dry climate. Amazing finds showing a wonderful insight into past fashions.

🕰️5th-7th century AD

🏛️📷Museum of Byzantine Culture, Thessaloniki

vertical image of a still retention basin and sunlit sky. the sky is split starkly down the middle, clear on the left, gray clouds on the right, sun at the center. the cloud line is reflected perfectly on the basin surface below the horizon. photo by Lindsay Schiel NEORSD

not ‘shopped. not cropped. not stock.

straight from the phone of stormwater inspector Lindsay Schiel snapped yesterday at a basin in Hudson.

Can you fill me in?

ICE agents will be stationed outside Marine Corps graduation events in South Carolina As the U.S. continues to fight the war in Iran, the Marine Corps has boosted protection measures on bases, requiring everyone to present REAL IDs, passports or birth certificates to access any sites.

"ICE agents will be stationed outside graduation events for the nation’s newest Marines to identify whether any of their family members are undocumented, according to the Marine Corps."

I think they think I’m annoying

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings?

CPAC CROWD: *cheers*

SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

No governor, the children need access to tablets. Clay tablets, that is. We must teach the children cunieform if they want a chance to succeed in the modern world.