x2

she's the best

the former

I'm really fucking happy man

yes

lord help me

every time temperatures hit 20c I remember I am, in fact, not asexual

cute!!!!

Joan is really close to her goal btw if anyone can help give this a final push!

Easy!!! Just soak the cashews overnight and get yourself some of the mushroom stock from the Asian store. That + garlic powder + nutritional yeast+ whatever plant milk you have at home. Tbh next time I'd add a lil bit of miso too

Easy!!! Just soak the cashews overnight and get yourself some of the mushroom stock from the Asian store. That + garlic powder + nutritional yeast+ whatever plant milk you have at home

pasta with broccoli, mushrooms and cashew sauce

unprecedentedly back. +2

....And that's the problem! There was a TikTok trend a few years ago of moms wearing their daughters' outfits and guess what they all looked hot af. Wear what you want!!!! I'm going to be a hot 50yo idgaf!!!

The notion of age-appropriate clothing is largely based on the idea that there is a cut-off for self-expression!!! Which is mostly a way of shaming older women into conforming. My aunt is 55+ and still partying it up on boats, my family gossip behind her back but she has the most fun of all of them

A screenshot of iOS messages showing a conversation with a user named Mom: “Please come back to the group chat. We are making thanksgiving plans and we need your input.” “As I said in the group chat, you shouldn't be using iMessagw. Signal is better Opsec. Once everyone starts taking that seriously you know where to find me.” “Gam Gam is 92. She barely knows how to use the phone she has.” “She needs to adapt”

some of y’all

festive greetings from Enrico

ahh!!!! very happy!!!

bought a powerful blender. I'm a little bit scared of it

(gently cradling my friend's face with both hands) my dear you don't have to ask me if I have "capacity". no not "emotional bandwidth" either. you're here now

do americans know they don't have to talk like that?

You're being such a good girl for The Mummy (1999)

she vibe on my code til I *gestures vaguely*

(me after opening up to someone) the police are coming to my house to arrest me

look, I'm never going to tell you that throuples can't work. they can, but all three of you need to be Jesus

I could feasibly get an adhd diagnosis but work hired me unmedicated and the effort they get from me will be unmedicated

healing is so itchy

💃!

there's something comforting in ferns having been around for millions of years

"my dad's a billionaire"
"my dad's a cannibal 💅"