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Posts by Ben Franklin, Esq.

This is apparently still the main attraction of Sumner, MO!

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Finally, some good news! 😁

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Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

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they just don't like NYC.

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But I don't WANNA go back to work tomorrow

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*shrink* Go back 5 seconds.
*die* Go back 5 seconds.
KIDS THESE DAYS

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At first it was fun showing my kid SMB1 on the Switch. But you know how you can rewind and retry things on the NES virtual system? Hoo boy. I have created a monster.

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Expecting it at this point to try to get me to use Teams or something

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Pretty sure I've complained about this before but trying to sign in to Minecraft on a Switch with a Microsoft child account sometimes practically requires advanced degrees and it's ridiculous.

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This will go well with the Miss Rachel & Mamdani clip

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We live in a country where the two most dynamic, charismatic, eloquent politicians of this century have the first names Barack and Zohran. This is what bothers the white supremacists so much.

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Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

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oh so now it's illegal to put on a little play with your friends

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Perfect Saturday night

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I'm the same way. Drinking is a social activity. I kind of gave up on trying to have a beer by myself.

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I don't mind it. Minor league baseball shenanigans are kind of fun. I know what you mean though, the whole press release about "we're changing our name" gets silly. Just do a theme night.

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Haha. Yeah, I guess it's only "soda" because the Mormons popularized it in Salt Lake City

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Perfect for Salt Lake City. That's good. Because it started as a Mormon trend.

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Regardless of your opinion on the Mtn Dew, can we agree now that the dirty soda trend has now been fully mainstreamed? Mark it

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Plus, the Mud Hens stadium is already Fifth Third Field!

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Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

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"Lime is like an awesome Wal-Mart greeter." Haha, I love it. I'd try that! I'm not big into citrus soda, but I like the idea of the lime flavor.

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what if we kissed in the Ronald McDonald stained glass nook

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WHAT

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Paging @thesodajerk.net

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"the emptiness left by the absence of the boys"

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Now we know why you're in your Emo Avatar era

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Wow. That's really incredible.

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This has to be a real thing.

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