In Heaven? YOUR parents? Oh hell no, dear.
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I actually enjoyed when they did The Mist a couple months back, but that was also a “shouldn’t this be on later” choice. #Svengoolie

I’m not normally a “what about the children” person but this seems better suited for the 10:30 time slot #HouseofSvengoolie used to have.
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Kid that played the son never did another movie. He’s an accountant now, per IMDB.
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This movie is making me uncomfortable.
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Nice upskirt shot pervs.
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I’m late, but I have no difficulty believing Randy Quaid could be a cannibal.
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And why not?

We’re back to 2 hour episodes? Huh. #Svengoolie

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Steve plans to offer that job to Marta.
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Must have scared the pith out of them.
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I love the casual, constant smoking around priceless, irreplaceable artifacts.
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… and then he suffocated.
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Alms for the poor unfortunate… buy some chocolate bars to support my trip band camp?
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Is the rabbit’s name Marta?
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The Brylcreem budget on this set must have been astronomical.
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Not if I see you first, creep.
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You know he’s important because he’s wearing his special fancy bathrobe.
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Timeline synchronicity!
@steenwes.bsky.social @virtualdustbunny.bsky.social #Svengoolie

Guy’s just been sulking in his pyramid since he lost Doctor Who to Hartnell.
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It’s angry mob o’clock!
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Where does the ladder into the sulphide pit lead to? I dunno, genius. You tell me.
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In this case it’s the sidekick from Home Improvement hawking an expandable hose in a way that is frankly uncomfortable.
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I hate that the hose commercial is written in half-asses rhymes.
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I still don’t understand why the Monster is wearing the skin of a teddy bear.
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Same.
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“He does… things… for me. It gets lonely up here.”
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To be fair, neither do most more respectable jobs.
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Monsters lead such innnnteresting lives!
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Fiancé: “Peter? Peter Frankenstein?”
… I don’t know why that’s funny but it IS.
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