I want to start a podcast where I put celebrities in bondage and ask them about anything but their career

Black-and-white photo, a person with light or medium toned skin, and knuckle tattoos reading HARD holds a 7 1/2 ounce can of Hubbards shoe grease between both hands with two fingers inside of it. In the background, you can see a hardwood floor and a wall mirror.

Interval: portraits thus far // Eve Beatrice Weiner

March 13 - June 1, 2026

I clicked my clicker a moment ago and was so sad not to hear your meow immediately after 😔

YUM

LA Based demon of your nightmares ❤️‍🔥

Allow My alluring aura to engulf you and skew your vision of right and wrong. ⛓️‍💥

Don’t be scared. My curvacious body will be the perfect distraction for you while I dissect you from the inside out. 🩸

📧 only
💋🔪

If I ask you, “when was the last time you took a covid test?” ten times out of ten the next question is gonna be about kissing you

Okay, Ativan I see you

PERVERTS! How are you storing/displaying your hankies? I wanna see!!!!

Time to take a break from DVDs and buy physical music 🙃

lol Spotify being down at a moment I truly need some of my curated music to regulate is diabolical actually

It’s down 🤪🤪

The smiski I ordered to keep from wanting to kms haven’t even shipped yet?????

Empty

For my birthday this year, I don’t want to be compared to a single other person for the entirety of Taurus season

This Spring, I want to see less of y’all fingering these poor, defenseless flowers. LEAVE THEM ALONE!

Whose dick do I have to suck to suck some dick around here???

When they start to cry while I’m fucking or hurting them >>>>

Needle bondage >>>>

🥰😈 honored to pass on my hunger 🥰

Can’t wait to fuck you from afar

I need a local lover so bad

I can’t believe someone isn’t bleeding into my mouth right now 😔

LOL

Suddenly everyone identifies as a fucking lamb

Their dicks curving towards each other is so romantic 🥰

How do you live in BROOKLYN and not have a single person in your friend group that would fail the paper bag test????

Sweet nothings

🩸My love languages include pain, service, and suffering.🩸

📸: @faelaveau.bsky.social