Uber Driver Casually Mentions This His First Time Driving

Uber Driver Casually Mentions This His First Time Driving

lol what. Portugal. The man did a cover of golden?

Two Tyrantrum fighting for a territory.

Minus being robbed it was a great time!

grey sketch commission with blue highlights of an anthro dragon named Neo. she is seen leaning forward coming down from a leap, crystalized wing-like apparatus on her back. her right arm is shifting, covered in crystal armor, into a big claws fist.

let her rip

Haha yeah like a stand or something

That’s your phone 📱
But yeah I had the same issue haha. Least you get to stare at the illustrations more that way 🥵

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Come get it

Right? Ube and matcha twist!

Thanks @expressthewhatever.bsky.social for making my day better 🤤

Been fairly happy with Chuze!

Brass snail

Brass snail mesuring tape

The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape

That stove top has seen worse 😆

You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its stupidity.

Which is funny considering so many people tell me that the premier dev platform for mobile apps is iOS. I guess garbage is just more common these days

Surprise…

Ah right. Of course

It’s brand new lol. What ever happened to “apple stuff just works”

Telegram and Bluesky mostly

Free phone. New carrier. Privacy concerns. Eshitification of android. But that’s happening everywhere it seems

Bluesky and telegram mostly. Also sharing media across apps

lol

I will eat your lunch

Maybe I picked a bad time to swap to iPhone but apps crashing regularly aren’t the normal part of the Apple experience are they?

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A totally serious guide to making strawberry mochi 🍓
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Certainly not you~

Maybe you’ll have the winch longer than your phone 😉
Buy a turtle instead!