nice one al borland

my prince okamoto

hoffman is killing me

the only weird man i wanna see on my timeline is you

🙏

you lush

Toronto Blue Jays while Artemis was in space: 1-6 record

Toronto Blue Jays the MOMENT Artemis splashes down: immediately score 5 runs in one inning

Most of us since the Olympics.

well at least *our* team, inter milan, is top of the table

italy losing is always funny

oh god

The news of Treliving's firing almost overshadowed but the dig to the Sens at the end

The finest genre of movie is “Guy kicks everyone’s ass for 80 of 90 minutes”

boo infectious disease, yay jays

Ford government to allow ‘bring-your-own’ alcoholic beverages at outdoor public events By Richard Southern Posted March 17, 2026 6:30 am. Last Updated March 17, 2026 6:31 am. It will soon be bring-your-own-booze in Ontario. The Ford government will soon be allowing provincial residents to bring their own alcoholic beverages to outdoor public events, 680 NewsRadio has exclusively learned. Starting on April 30, Ontarians can bring their own booze to municipally designated cultural or community events, including farmers’ markets, movie screenings, art exhibits, and neighbourhood festivals. Currently, only organizers of live sporting events can obtain this type of tailgate permit.

I've been around Ontario long enough to know that whenever they dangle booze in front of the voters like keys in front of a baby they're about to do something *unbelievably* corrupt.

At THIS level of "Drinks Some Beer, Losers", I have to imagine Algonquin Park is becoming a chemical weapons plant

don't talk back

thanks for the update

"sorry, I lost focus when you said Rum"

I can't wait until they boo the shit out of him

the scene in the Simpsosn where Moe is at the bachelor auction and is stared at with disgust by all the women until he walks into the reject pile. there are three Moes labeled Auston Matthews, Brady Tkachuk and Connor Hellebuyck. The disgusted women are labeled the People of Canada

wonder how hard sportsnet is gonna try to redeem/excuse matthews to save their precious star

get absolutely wrecked matthews

Fuck the men’s Olympic hockey team. They have marinated themselves in historic shame.

Prediction: the attempts by Sportsnet and TSN to rehab the image of the US Olympic Hockey team will dwarf their attempt to rehab Gretzky's reputation

tweet from lisa desjardins reporting SOTU might be up to 3 hours long

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas

yeah, i don't think i can either

a man wearing sunglasses and a maple leafs sweatshirt throws popcorn Alt: William Nylander wearing a Leafs hoodie and sunglasses, throws popcorn in the air.

I have never regretted deciding that Willy Styles was my favourite Leaf of this generation. #LeafsForever

They’ve been projecting McKenna to be a bit like Jack Hughes, but that can’t be right since McKenna apparently stands up when someone disrespects his mother

no that's completely wrong and any song with that general idea is overrated and not worth listening to

oh yeah my bad i always get those two albums mixed up