whenever i talk about the mcelroys i swear i sound like i escaped a cult

actually i couldn't swear because it was high school improv but that is beside the point!

improv kids aren't theater kids i swear! (i hope...)

i discovered some age regressor fashion tech yesterday and i'm so excited to get insufferable with it

that said when the insurance lady called the dentist lady and they were talking about me but not at me... that was actually kinda nice

when an insurance representative says something so kafkaesque that you gotta hit them with that mangione stare

baby gronk but for briefcase kids, getting rizzed up by g gordon liddy

Out now! Wonka Suck Machine faturing @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social!

Looks like faces are back on the menu! We're joined by A.J. Ditty from The Worst of All Possible Worlds to build a computer, or communism, or something in between. Compunism? Much to consider.

www.smallgayhorse.com/41

if sinks weren't made for me to piss in, why are they always exactly the right height?

oh my god good friday just started and they're playing the bluey easter episode

i love how disney junior has the same schedule every single night #AutismsPeaks

vicar amelia bedelia

me, for some reason: oh i have to take a linkedin photo, i should shave my pubes

tactical jazz fusion band, béla fleck and the flecktarns

losing weight is weird cause i just kind of forget it's happened until someone gets really excited to tell me about it

"rikidōzan got stabbed with a knife soaked in piss" oh my god he's so oomf

ref sheet of a lady on fire

artwork of an anthro female squirrel sitting back on one paw while wearing northing but an unbuttoned onesie and very massive and wet diaper that she is rubbing with one paw. she looks surprised and is saying: "Huh... sqwuish"

huh, fascinating

Episode 07 - Escape From the Gender You Have Built in Your Mind | Battle of the Blorbos

Not one but two assassins with ice powers, a magical girl and a girl with magic and a boy who just lives to suffer. We discuss the most validated people on the internet, editing wikipedia, the nature of graffitit, what it means to give gifts, and second hand smoke.

shows.acast.com/blorbobattle...

#myart #choosh

when michelin maps have a bib on the restaurant that means they can put my girlfriend into a high chair there

when you're watching a baby show with your age regressor girlfriend and start making marxist critiques

bing, a black rabbit boy, and flop, his little plushie guardian, standing with a bag of carrots.

commodity fetishism: it's a bing thing!

Popplio!
#pokemon #digitalart #art #eyestrain #ibispaint

audio engineer at their wit's end trying to figure out where this little clinking sound on every kick is coming from

i read this combination of words and now i can't stop thinking about drummers in chastity so thank you very much for that

upside down road sign indicating the road can get especially slippery

oh no!

h̶o̶n̶e̶s̶ l̶o̶y̶a̶ honsty

year of the horse draws near let us reflect upon the elements of harmony

4) applejack

discord mass age regression event???

bokusatsu tony dokoupil-chan