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hey i’m thinking of getting into crime does anyone know if the FBI director is blacked out currently

Time traveling to Dallas on November 22, 1963 and running up to JFK's car, yelling "noooooooo" and diving in slow motion to hold up his nephew in front of him as a shield.

anyone know where i can get the lyme vaccine? i’m hoping to alpine divorce my dog but i’m worried about ticks. any advice is appreciated. TIA!

quick poll: do you think the designer was lobotomies before? or after? they designed this

Claude this, Claude that, what if I Claude your fucking eyes out stop talking to me

In case I have any Army generals following me, it’s pronounced “hoon-ta”. Military “hoon-ta”. Don’t let your fear of pronouncing words out loud that you’ve only read in text stop you from bringing up important conversations.

GiveSendGo SHINE BRIGHTLY Danielle Hartshorn $ 5.00 USD 3 hours ago Never thought I'd use a GSG donation comment for this, but here it goes: Luigi does NOT come off as a misogynist. My feminism has bordered on misandry, and l wouldn't be here if I felt even for one second that Luigi was sexist. Please focus on the bigger picture (green heart emoji)

GiveSendGo SHINE BRIGHTLY Anonymous Giver $ 8.00 USD 2 hours ago Danielle, Luigi tried to buy 100s of copies of a book saying women are intellectually inferior, shouldn't make money, shouldn't vote, or own homes, if that's not misogynist idk what is. Also look through his tweets on internet archive and the twitter list where he put a tate brothers fan page. He's exactly what you'd expect of a rich, white, fratboy. It's okay for now, but let's be real.

For the Haters $ 5.00 USD 2 hours ago So why are you donating then? He called out Max (Minor Dissent) on Twitter for misogyny. Does the prosecution know you're working for free?

GiveSendGo SHINE BRIGHTLY Anonymous Giver $ 5.00 USD 2 hours ago Can you read? I said "it's okay for now, but let's be real." I like what he represents culturally, but if he's found guilty, based on the evidence, not his first amendment rights, he doesn't deserve to be free soon imo. I will support him through his trial and as long as he doesn't repeat this funny business. That's it. I'm no fangirl.

people are donating united states dollars to luigi mangione’s defense fund to argue about whether or not he’s a misogynist

Really hoping Iran didn’t actually capture an American pilot because the last thing we need is another dipshit going around in a few decades demanding you honor her father who can’t fly.

haha i swear im not gay that was just a Freudian slurp

No sign of Charlie Kirk at CPAC so far

you're sending specialized teams into combat zones to do a small plastic cup's job

looksmaxxing is bimbofication for boys send tweet

obgyn: it’s perfectly safe to get an MRI at any stage of pregnancy

spouse: wow even if the baby has a dental filling or crown?

autoerotic defenestration

where’s the zillow filter for “has a grassy knoll that you can wait for the meter reader with nefarious intentions on”

Bad economic news. The pyramid eye on the back of every $1 bill has started crying tears of blood

Poppers are fucking disgusting and won't exist under monarchism

John Fetterman spotted eating pasta from a toilet bowl

"If you run out of arrows, make sure to loudly announce this to your enemies. Be sure they know you have run out of essential munitions. Be sure they are aware you are having severe logistical problems." - Sun Tzu

If you’re a Democrat in Congress who is considering supporting Trump’s illegal war in Iran, please consider self-immolation instead.

her contacts keep falling out during sex. like the ones she was Just using to see the world.

can someone just baja blast me into outer space

Cops pelted by snowballs? Disgrace. Were there no large rocks anywhere to be found?

Fellas, is it kawaii to do a racism?

the first Starship test launch since SpaceX's recent acquisition of xAI has silenced critics who had flatly dismissed as "deranged," "moronic," and "impossible to even parse, conceptually" the idea that a rocket could explode on the launch pad antisemitically

Consuming raw or undercooked posts may increase your risk of screenborne illness

going to the cold stone creamery to get absolutely stone cold creamed