Naked movie night will be returning soon, if you would like to be on guest list dm me on IG, Urbansound54. Space is limited to 16 attendees per movie.

Nobody talk to me today. Don’t even look at me. There was tequila and bourbon and rum.

Having known you through the various body era’s you have had, I can say that without a doubt you are one of the most handsome and sexy guys I know regardless of your body type. You just simply exude sex appeal.

Sadly Hillary is too old now (78) and Kamala has too much baggage from both the Biden Administration and her chaotic 2024 campaign. Gretchen Whitmer and Pete Buttigieg have the best chance getting disillusioned republicans to vote democrat.

Blue myself.
#wednesdaywank #touchyourself

My ex made me sit through all three extended cuts. I’m not saying that’s why we broke up but…

Went to El Bar tonight, cute place, sexy vibes but damn if I didn’t pick the wrong idea to start my night with tequila.

Tonight was a movie

Mariah Carey - Almost Home YouTube video by MariahCareyVEVO

Songs that were a moment but never arrived: Vol 26.

I’ve been told is a symbol of Palestinian perseverance.

Hacks just came back with a massive bang. FREE DEBORAH VANCE!

Same! I hate it.

Welp. Guess I’ll touch myself tonight.

Bam!

Ok. I’m about to make my first ever Easter Lunch.

Who were you dancing for?

I love blowjobs.

Idea:
Instead of just posting a #FCF dick pic, write a post to accompany the pic. The post should read as if it was the long winded braggy holiday letter of the girl who bullied you in high school but now pretends you were best friends so she isn’t perceived as homophobic by her non binary children.

The older Jon Hamm gets the more aggressively I need him to fuck the Christ out of my face.
Your friends and neighbors is back!

Just as Nick Cannon announces he’s a Trumper in hopes of getting at least a gig at Mar a Lago. Not to mention the Australian billionaire ex fiancé she sued for wasting her time even though she dumped him. Her taste in men is atrocious.

This is truly a stunning shoot. Great work!

Yes karma is wonderful. Yes it’s fun to see Kristi Noem struggle.
I hate to be the Debbie Downer but even jokes associating Bryon Noem with our drag entertainers or transgender sisters is a line we shouldn’t cross.
Bryon is a fetishizing pervert, our drag performers and transgender sisters aren’t.

Oooweee the urge to post slutty little after party pics and vids from yesterday is STRONG.
But imma save em for another time.
But let it be known two beautiful men making out on my dick is the absolute best feeling and view ever.

I birthday brunch brought all the boys to the yard!

LOL. All The girls I invited to my birthday brunch didn’t come. It’s a legit sausage fest.

Any Milwaukee based mutuals? In town for the night for pageant at LaCage. Wanna come watch with me?

Twas

Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes. Since today is all about ME!, drop the Roger the alien GIF you think best describes me in the comments below!
Also thank you for all the nudes! I didn’t even have to ask this year and yall knew exactly what to do.

When I was in Jr High my friend made a chart that revealed the date you will die based of your answers to a series of questions.
According to that chart yall have me for another 10 months and 13 days.
Get it while it’s hot! (Err …at least body temperature warm)