do. you. believe. girls & women yet?

A photo of a tray with three sections empty. One has chopped carrot in it. The other has what can only be described as a posit of brown dog vomit and an insole liner of a sneaker (or a used panty liner from the mid 1700s). The kind of meal that would have you happily tossing yourself overboard.

NEW: Growing fears of food shortages on USS Tripoli & other US ships in the Middle East.

This photo is the kind of meals now being served. It was sent by a sailor to her family.

Families are now trying to send food parcels to the ships.

Full story 👉 www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Holy shit

LOS ANGELES: Please help these kitties Kit & Caboodle. Their owner passed away last week, and I've taken it upon myself to find them a loving forever home. They are GOOD BABIES. Can anyone *LA area only* adopt them? I just don't want them to end up in a kill shelter. Share, RT, ask around... thanks!

HOLD ME NOWWWW IM SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE

PEACHES COME FROM A CAN THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN IN A FACTORY DOWN

TOWWWWNNNNNNN

"The Pope is incorrect on matters of theology" is excommunication time.

H/t @jumulojimbus.bsky.social

Doing taxes makes me want to slap someone

There's a good watch on Tubi right now. Monty Python: Almost the Truth (Lawyers Cut) is a 6-part series covering the Pythons' entire career.

Particularly interesting is the one on the making of the Holy Grail. Full of behind the scenes footage, and hilarious insights. Total chaos.

Disappointed, though not surprised, I began to describe various life- saving components of USAID’s global health portfolio, highlighting how we prepare for and respond to emerging pandemic threats; support the diagnosis and treatment of tuberculosis, malaria, and HIV; and immunize millions of children from the deadliest childhood diseases. I spoke for about five minutes, focusing primarily on our infectious diseases work and hoping to keep the attention of people who seemed to have no experience—or interest—in global health. When I finished, the room was silent, the political appointees looking at one another in what appeared to be disbelief. The silence was broken by Ken Jackson, who chuckled softly and shook his head. “Wow, there really is so much that USAID does that we never knew,” he said. “This is the story that needs to get out there.” Joel, also smiling, chimed in next, echoing Jackson’s amazement. “I had no idea you did all this,” he said. “As a Republican, when I think of what USAID does in global health, I assumed it was just, you know, abortions.”

This is NUTS

www.thehandbasket.co/p/trump-usai...

“All who make idols are nothing, and the things they treasure are worthless. Those who would speak up for them are blind; they are ignorant, to their own shame.” Isaiah 44:9

US Catholics Back Pope Leo as Trump Loses Support.
www.newsweek.com/us-catholics...

What the actual FUCK

Yesterday

Here’s a nice picture I took of the inside of my shorts pocket yesterday

god DAMN

Its own violation of international law aside, this would make a lot more sense if Iran was primarily concerned with collecting its tolls, which they absolutely are not. The cash grab is just a bonus. The point is to inflict as much pain as possible until we stop bombing them.

People would have freaked out if any other president was going to a live sporting event during war negotiations

🚨 delete your bsky app passwords NOW

you can always generate new ones

settings ➡️ privacy & security

also turn on 2FA

high suspicion for leaked app passwords driving the mahm*** spam network acquiring larger existing accounts, and deleting all their posts

Y'all. We have two whole years to figure out someone who is not Harris, who is not Newsom, who is not Pritzker, who represents the kind of future we would like to live in. Two whole years.

Don't start borrowing trouble from tomorrow.

Wow, his mommy and daddy really REALLY didn’t love him

The president is threatening genocide, posting snuff films, while the first lady is denying ties to his best friend, one of the worst pedophiles in history.

And I have to do a meeting this morning about office supplies? Make this make sense.

Follow this thread.

Most likely, and of course, all speculation right now, this is why Melania did her 6 min statement today.

Amanda Ungaro was brought here as a 17-year-old model. She flew to NYC on Epstein's private plane.

1/2

Netanyahu openly admitted, on the first day of the strikes, that this was a long-held dream come true. He used those words.

A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

lol on confederate surrender day too

I have seen one good example of this plate

www.reddit.com/r/ShermanPos...

This morning, I asked President Trump if he’s okay with the Iranians charging a toll for all ships that go through the Strait of Hormuz, he told me there may be a Joint US-Iran venture to charge tolls: “We’re thinking of doing it as a joint venture. It’s a way of securing it — also securing it from lots of other people.” “It’s a beautiful thing”

Trump went from making genocidal threats against Iran to becoming business partners with Iran in 24 hours.

The guy is loonier than a shithouse rat.

My middle class white male children were never discriminated against in public schools. They saw plenty of discrimination though against classmates of color or classmates who had autism.