Me and @brynndylow.bsky.social are chronically online in different ways so every day there is new cursed knowledge we tell each other.
Posts by pTessodactyl
You really think it'd be called a "runway" when planes don't have any legs???
It feels like someone who never managed to mature from being a teen and just chased bigger numbers, more tokens of sucess. It's really fascinating.
Like if its just hollow greed he could have slapped his face on random products, or you know, actually made a profit.
Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices
I’m sorry, you’re telling me Dungeness isn’t in Scotland. Are you high? It’s the most Scottish sounding place I’ve ever heard of. Get it moved! x
Who called it gooning and not climaxxing
A key component of worldbuilding that amateur media critics don't understand is that just because something is patently ridiculous or full of obvious problems does NOT mean it's impossible, or even unlikely to happen.
Our world had Juicero; there is no reason a fictional one would be any different.
I never vibed with stuff like "X is a plot hole because they could have just done Y" because its always more interesting to see what it might say about the world or the characters.
It's very funny to me that bluesky is less reliable and feature rich than the mastodon server run by a friend.
I've seen it applied very selectively. Voting is "The masters tools" but political violence, now thats just fighting fire with fire.
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
I aspire to the level of pre-planning of whoever is buying christmas stuff in april.
pictures of Christmas stockings with The Goat and The Lamb from Cult of the Lamb on them, and overlaid at the bottom is an image of Gordon Ramsey with laser eyes and the text 'lamb sauce located'
sold 2 Christmas stockings in as many days, so by all means if anyone else wants to make a head start on Christmas shopping they're ready to go and 10% off - stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
#cultofthelamb #gordonramsey #lambsauce
I've seen so many of that sort of take lately and I'm kinda mad that people never even look into the subject they claim to be describing.
I had some people round for dinner last night, and I tried to impress them with a sauce created from vodka, gravy and nitrous oxide. But all I've done is make myself an absolut laughing stock.
I can sympathise with people but, "We can ignore the data and statistics because it doesn't capture my feelings" is not going to work well when the topic shifts to something like immigration.
The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.
This is the biggest sign of the absolute guttering of US soft power. Whole countries are actively choosing Linux. Decades of Linux meming risks being overturned.
Aww my microbiome fancies some high quality fermented foods does it? A little kombucha perhaps? I don't give a shit, I'm the megabiome, I do what I want. I'm having a fanta lemon. I'll swallow coins.
I'd forgotten this one, an important twitter text.
AI footage in the quote post. However it's a real fact, with real footage available (See my link below). Now people who believed it have a false image of how octopus act, and people who recognise it as AI question a real observed scientific fact. Utter bullshit.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN9B...
It's just very funny to have the standard (usually reasonable) non-commital language that these things are described in contrasted with the most unambiguous things he has done.
Oooh, I hope so.
Though obviously the wildy detailed system I'm dreaming up, of a base race and different lineages to choose from, is probably not what it will be :P
yesssss
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And then the more I look the worse it gets.
Me: Oh I'm usually so bad at these, I always struggle to spot them.
5 seconds later: Oh panel 4 has two big blotches with identical surroundings they didn't even put any effort into this.
meowing cat next to cleaning products labeled "why is it so sisyphean"
and somehow they KEEP RETURNING?!