do i?

when it's you?

...

...

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

OMGGGGG? IT'S MY FRICKED UP LI'L SIS!!!! HEYYY!!!!!!!!!!

oh my goddddd. likeeee bring my cute li'l fricked up sister here!!! i like, miss her!!!!

omg is there like......... a disease named after me????? that's crazy....... isn't it like that one like... thing....... like nerve or whatever??? i don't remember it right now but it was like... after a video game character or something!!!!

omg... am i gonna be famous......?

// she's so annoying god bless
i fucking love catty LMAO

................ i gotta test. i just, like. LIKE. I GOTTA. are they like fluffy pillows??? i GOTTA know.

( she literally pinches his cheeks. you brought this on yourself ralsei. )

OMG!!!! they're like LITTLE MARSHMALLOWS... is your whole face like that? so cute......

// canon

YOU KNOW when like your face gets all hot n stuff??? ALL THE TIME WITH MY MOM. like, i'm burning up!!! like, you're telling everyone about us n being LOUD n making a public disturbance!!!! LIKE, everyone heard you SEVERAL MINUTES AGO!!!!

it's amazing!!! i LOVE my embarrassing mom!!!!

LIKE SOOOOO MUCH FREEDOM?? that's like. SOOO cool!!! you could just do whatever you want!!! like... eat VEGGIES! (that's what deer do, right?) (wait, is that like, offensive?) (.... LOLLLL)

omggg it's amazing!!! my lil sis gets SOOO embarrassed, it's so cute. n like. ME TOO!

omg... we didn't? ............YOU'RE RIGHT. we didn't!!! that's like. SOOOO funny........ like, maybe we should??? talk more??? (we could get along like........ CATS AND DOGS!!!!!!!!!! LOLLLLL)

maybe...... like, i wonder if there's alley bones??? i only got a bone to pick with, like, my neighbor...

GASP. I WOULD NEVER!!! you get aaaall the space you want, lil sis!!! don't worry ❤️

(it's SOOO CUTE when my fricked up lil sis tells me to back off... omg...........)

// it is a really fun contrast from ralsei lmao

// THANK YOU

omggg like. aren't you the daughter of like. the super strict mayor or something??? that's crazy... she's like SOOO ice cold and stuff. (idk actually i never met her LOLLLLLL)

what's it like having the mayor as your mama??? do you, like, get free christmas trees or what???

YEAH YOU!!! you see any other horned cuties around here?
don't answer that. like, azzy hasn't come back from college yet soooooo. AND DON'T FACT CHECK ME ON THAT.

ANYWAY
how are you doing lil cutie??? i could just pinch your cheeks!!!

// i was right. her dialogue is fun to write.

OMG HIIIII DOGGO!!! (like, your name is so easy to remember cuz like, you're like a DOG and stuff, y'know???)

have you found any good bones lately..... omg like you should see the free alley milk....

WAIT THERE'S TWO LIL GUYS WITH HORNS
but one's like, covering up for some reason? like... show the face, y'know??? what're you being shy for........ your make up under there is probably, like, ON FLEEK. so don't be ashamed!!! show your true colors!!!

OMG.... is that like... a cute lil guy with horns??? hiiiiiii!!! you're SOOOOOO cute!!!

that's just like you to ask why i'm here... like it's suspicious... OMG....... NEVER CHANGE, LIL SIS!!!! ❤️✨❤️✨

but ummm like ok. ok, so like. like... y'know... like...

i just wanted to like, say hi to everyone!!!! y'know???

like, OMG, HIIIIII!!! i didn't know you were here!!!
are you making friends??? that's, like, soooooooo cute...

OH MY GOSSHHHH!!!!!! MY FRICKED UP LIL SIS????? UR HERE???? omgggggg

✨ CONTAINS CH 3 & 4 SPOILERS!
✨ sfw rp
✨ multiship possible
✨ writer is 18+

(An image of Catty.)

You gotta keep in mind we could ALL be!!! Someone that might change the world, right?

( deltarune-compliant depiction. ut references available upon request. )

( written by artemis. )

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