THANK. YOU. 🙏🏻 I am glad someone understands the crime of depriving Bootlegger Jack’s grandchild of a little bubbly! 😤 (though I’m sure he would have raised an eyebrow at the promised blueberry-lemon concoction, if offered)
Listen, if your event poster advertises a themed alcoholic beverage, don’t you dare give me some babble about venue insurance issues when I am present, but said drinks are not. My Pawpaw did NOT run shine across Northwest Alabama for me to be standing here like a mimosaless clown because “rules”
If you don’t know which girl in your friend group is the piteous wretch scorned by man and beast alike, it’s you.
Winona Ryder as Veronica Sawyer in Heathers after they blow up the school. Her hair is a mess and there’s soot and blood on her face and a cigarette is dangling out of her mouth. She looks very very done.
Mood
I really want to delete Instagram, but at least once a week the farmer down the road from me posts a stern selfie with a caption imploring “the ladies” to refrain from twerking on his truck and/or tractor for TikTok content and honestly it’s the only thing that keeps me going some days
Yes, that’s the plan! I have a converter, but I’m having such a hard time choosing a bottle or two because there are so many gorgeous color options to choose from 😩
if the world ends tonight i better not get a fundraising text about it
I hope none of this is disrupting George W. Bush’s water color painting
Doing my stupid little yoga for my stupid little mental and physical well-being feels very embarrassing today.
However, my replacement fountain pen ink cartridges just arrived, so I’m all set to pen my wartime memoirs or whatever the hell one is supposed to be doing in this climate.
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back
Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
Kurt Russell as Snake Plisken dropping the line "Get a new president."
Once again, Snake Plisken is on point.
Oooh, I made a striped Flax Sweater from Silk Garden a while back, and it’s one of the most luxurious things I own. I just know these socks are going to be so so cozy. Beautiful colors!
Omg, if you find said portal, could you please check to see if approximately twenty-six pairs of compression gloves and a million or so satin scrunchies found their way there, too? 🙏🏻 I cannot keep up with these things to save my life
A white cat with black tiger striped patches looks up at you from a gray fluffy bed. He looks like a guy who really loves peanut butter
Jarvis hopes everyone had a nice day, and that you don’t also have the meanest mom in the world who won’t share her peanut butter with a poor boy who has definitely never* had anything to eat. Ever. No sirree, not a once.
*those pristine paws have slapped many an entire PB spoon from my hands, btw
I encounter similar at the rheumatologist’s office. At my last visit, someone brought along their teenaged kids who were sick and coughing all over the waiting room. Exactly what you want to see at a specialist’s whose patients are largely all on some form of immunosuppressant (myself included).
A fluffy, partly blind tuxedo cat studies a melting piece of ice on a linoleum kitchen floor as one might admire a Rembrandt
POV: you are an ice cube melting as my hellbeast son watches intently, as this is the only way to calm him during one of his infamous Tuxedo Tantrums™️, along with putting on Creedence Clearwater Revival. Though he may be an occasional asshole, Judas Kevin has good taste. #CatsOfBluesky #CatsOfBsky
I was raised in the swamps by that incestuous Landry family and I am JUST fine, thankyouverymuch 🥲
ok men CAN wear non functional jewelry, but then you're also required to do cocaine
A photo of a dog from about their waist up. They appear to be standing. He looks very serious.
this is how men stand at tailoring shops
A black smoke cat stares up at you with big green eyes. She wonders if you’ve taken leave of your senses.
Good morning to everyone except Jade Desdemona Brown, who glared at me like this while I was doing my TMJ exercises this morning. May your day contain more sunshine and adventure, and less feline judgement (okay fine we all need a little feline judgement)
#CatsOfBluesky #Caturday
would not have made my grandma narrow her heavily-penciled eyebrows at me. We have GOT to get a little bit more ...normal... about the way we discuss folks' weight.
after taking my vitals, etc. and stepping out to update my chart, the nurse burst back into the room and exclaimed, "HAS SOMEONE BEEN STARVING YOU?!"
Y'all. I know she meant it in a jokey, even complimentary (?) way, but it took a solid 17 seconds to collect myself and answer in a manner that...
Yesterday, I saw my primary care doc in person for the first time in a while (~a year with the odd televisit for script refills in between). Turns out, I've lost 50lb since finally being put on an appropriate RA med last fall (yay!) and being able to, y'know, move without agonizing pain. However...
Someone on Reddit said banana pudding is basically tiramisu for Southerners and I cannot stop thinking about that
Tiny books!!
youtu.be/faN_yEghseo?...
Love this. You look stunning! 🖤
I dunno Dave, she’s got an awfully honest-looking face. I…I think I trust her. Implicitly, even?
sad little cowboy cat doodle, written text around it reads: “i’ve got no yeehaws left”
one of the very tiring things about politics from 2015 on is the two tiered system election system where there are real candidates who have to be perfect in every single way and anything in their record any statement can be used to disqualify them
and clown vibe candidates who are never accountable
