Clap

I mean, yeah.

JFC

I would just palm the top of Connor’s head

Okay but same question

YEAH YOU DO

Hello, if you reposted, commented, or liked my lay off post, thank you thank you.

If you DMd me, texted me, called me, sent a carrier pigeon, or smoke signal, thank you thank you.

It’s been a long week, but I’m optimistic and a lot of that is knowing there are people in my corner.

So I was just laid off from Vicariously.

If you‘ve got an opening in PR/marketing and want to hire someone who does good work and has a family to support, I’m your guy.

Any reposts super appreciated.

Alright, you heathens, here's an mp4 file of the entire Nine Inch Noize set at Coachella:

Don't say I never did nothin' nice for ya

🏴‍☠️

‘I got bad news‘
Jess: ‘Oh god what did he do now’
‘There’s no new One Piece today’

A two year anniversary edition? Are you fucking kidding me?

Gwarsh

Didn’t they already do that with a rock in KH2

Open the fucking schools, good lord

Mike saying he's leaving Vicariously: 😔

Mike telling me he's going to GDQ: LET'S GO BIG DAWG

Mike is a titan. While I'll miss talking to him everyday for work, knowing that he's going to be doing amazing work at GDQ makes it all okay.

Plus he has my number so I'll still get Sonic memes at 11pm

Always has been, baby

Come through

Reign looks weird here

Jesus was the original runner

Jonesy sat on my keyboard and crashed Marathon right after triggering exfil.

Logged back in, moved to a different exfil, and still got out.

😎 An Easter miracle

Happy birthday!!

Kiddo insisted on sitting on my lap to help my find bad guys earlier. I should get an honorary exfil for all those runs

A screenshot of someone saying ‘wait it’s your birthday? Happy birthday! You must be 38 by now’

I need new fucking friends

Great job bud

Printing this out and putting it on the fridge

There’s a moment towards the end of the Mario Galaxy movie where my four year old yelled ’MARIO ODYSSEY’ and he was fucking right and in that moment I knew I was a good dad.

The wonder years on stage. Also the guy from knuckle puck is there

i love live music

A white and orange cat sitting in a box

A white lab puppy sprawled on a couch looking silly. He is massive.

Friends

Oh my god

Wish I would’ve taken more pictures with people though!