Fair. I’ll give it a shot 🙃 I guess I have to accept that accuracy isn’t the point

Accurate!?

I’ve heard this is eerily accurate regarding culture 😬 makes my skin crawl

I second this, you’re doing about the best job out there. Hat off to you sir.

Snowed in for the next 24 hours? I see no problem with that 😂 #rolex24

This one caught me off guard. Thanks for that 🤣

Feel like some size is starting to stick. Hallelujah 🙏🏻

I try every couple of years to see if my tastebuds have changed, but I just can’t get on board 😂

Shockingly, you are not. Ours was even olive centered 🤮

Same. But I could pore over people’s enneagrams for hours 🤷🏼‍♂️

We have shiny new budgets to spend 🤓

You can do this? Just reading about it gives me anxiety 😂

Did a Chris Bumstead leg workout yesterday and my goodness my thighs are not happy at 6:30 on a Monday 😫

Attempting to sweat out the bug that tried to help me set a world record for # of times vomiting on Christmas 🙃

So lonely

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If you see this, post your favorite Star Wars character

Old man trying to stay in shape

Made the mistake of watching pumping iron again the other night. Pray for my joints over the next 3 months.

My flavor exactly. Heavier on the self depreciation and less appropriate on the truth, but same nonetheless.

The last five words outweigh the first nine

If his personality is what I think it is, I can’t imagine him loving this in the slightest. I’d be shocked if he’s still in the role at the end of the year.

Too close/too late pops up randomly and I always forget how much I freaking love it. They have bangers all over the place.

A walk in complete silence in the middle of the night while snow is falling is so cathartic. I love it.

Ah, you captured my essence well 😂

Just stopped by to say I love how you did that to your overalls and made it look cool. If I tried that I expect you’d immediately hear banjos playing in the woods.

Feel the same 😑

a group of men standing next to each other with the words the wooorst ALT: a group of men standing next to each other with the words the wooorst

If I could I would 😑

Hello new best friend

Mash up bands:

Three Days Staind

But if you find another one, let me know.