Yes! And he pitches almost every time we go to a game!

Does Shane Gillis have a job? Every time I see him he’s doing pre-game hype ups.

Burning a Phillies card a day until they get 3 wins in a row: Day 2

The burning of the card.

Two burnt cards. I like how he put them in top loaders.

The Phillies: “Everything is fine. We’ll turn things around soon enough.”
The Phillies Subreddit:

What if The Departed was set in Chicago

Ponyo guitar chords

What the government doesn’t want you to know ⬇️

Bumper sticker on a white Nissan that says “IT WAS ME I LET THE DOGS OUT”

This truly made me laugh today. What the hell is wrong with me.

“Crankin Hog” Phillies jersey

I forgot about what having team you care about in the NHL Playoffs was like and my heart is taking a beating.

Mr Met is in the same hell as the Phanatic right now.

The Phillies do not have:
1. A dancing celery stalk
2. A dog on the grounds crew
3. Anyone who can hit

Blue Rocks game at Frawley Stadium in Wilmington. It’s a beautiful night.

Mr. Celery

All dog grounds crew

Statue of Negro League player, Judy Johnson.

Much better than watching the Phillies.

Tonight’s only highlight.

The Original Greaser Bob

The Original Greaser Bob is probably the best character name I’ve ever seen.

A picture of Eli Manning “Why is he not a hall of fame”

“Does dogs understand kisses”

Different, but same.

My Sharona vs. The State of Texas

One of the “Geese are a PsyOp”threads on Reddit has devolved into an argument about time signatures, which is the Godwin’s Law of all musical discussions.

Phillie Phanatic x Hot Dog Cannon

Mashin tates and blastin dogs tonight.

A white sign on a brick wall that says, “SELL US YOUR MARLBORO HATS!”

Really like this desperate plea from one of our neighborhood vintage shops.

Pete Alonso holding a sledge hammer

When you’re out of ABS challenges and have to resort to violence.

We have YouTube TV so we don’t even get local Philly commercials anymore which are literally art.

Used to be one of my favorite things about MLB TV. Give me dumb ass commercials for fast food chains 3000 miles away, please!

An extremely cute dog with white food on her nose.

Neil Young in The Last Waltz

when I'm reading Mason & Dixon and Mason is being mean to Dixon Shaq calls a time out

The “San Francisco” at the bottom is really funny. Like the designer was like “Oh yeah. Almost forgot about that.”

I like the arm patches.

SF Giants “City Connect” uniforms. Turrible!

Atrocious.

Gonna take the edge off this rough day by watching my new Killers of The Flower Moon 4K.

Screen shot of Gandhi in one of the old Civ games. He’s always threatening nuclear war.

Trump posts like Gandhi in Civ

A Juggalo sticker on a Cadillac

Out on the road today I saw a Juggalo sticker on a Cadillac