no you are being rude! please just find other friends!! this is exhausting!!!

my pet peeve is when people draw humanoid glados EXTREMELY busty. like yeah do what you want, I can't stop you, but in my opinion I hate it. like LISTEN. SHE IS A ROBOT. YOURE EITHER A ROBOTFUCKER OR YOURE NOT, YOU LIKE THE WIRES OR YOU LEAVE!!!

glados did nothing wrong actually. i think those humans should have simply been less vulnerable to neurotoxins.

this is beautiful omg

Portal comic. Chell is refusing to drink out of a giant Aperture Science branded hamster bottle. GLaDOS: Do you understand how generous I'm being here? I supplied you with the Aperture Science Heavy-Duty Suck-n-Sip™ because I thought you would LIKE it. I'm being NICE to you. Drink out of the bottle. Drink out of it NOW. GLaDOS: This is ridiculous. Test subjects usually LOVE the Suck-n-Sip™. Why is she being like this? Wheatley: I think she's just angry at you because she's on her period. You know how it is.

(There is a pause) GLaDOS: ... Holy shit. That was a really sexist thing you said just now. Wheatley: WHAT!?????? No! It isn't!!! How is it a sexism thing??? GLaDOS: Periods are often mostly a female human thing. Usually. Wheatley: No, all humans have periods! 100% of them! GLaDOS: No, they don't. Wheatley: You don't know that.

GLaDOS: Yes I... GLaDOS trails off in thought. Wheatley: Anyways, she's VISIBLY on her period. Absolutely dripping blood EVERYWHERE. They look at Chell. She has a nosebleed.

Wheatley and GLaDOS: Eww... Chell wipes her hands on her face, covering them in blood. She starts chasing them with her bloody hands.

Portal 2: The Blood Update

a sarcastic reply showing GLaDOS from Portal.

Me: Yeah, I like AI.

The AI:

LEAVE US ALONE OMGGGG PLEASE.

who shot kirk

There's a bench in my town with an arm rest straight in the middle. Anti homeless AND anti couple 😭

EEEEEExactly

I know this is from like 6 months ago, but I think it's relatively okay to write the ooc a *little* bit, mostly because Charlotte is annoyingly oblivious 90% of the time in canon... but other than that I agree. I enjoy different AUs and headcanons but omg Vendetta is NAWT that soft

Charlotte Has A Gun (tm)

no clue who he is but he seems like an interest specimen... lupita approved 🌺

can't believe I'm the pope. it's such an honor guys

don't be afraid to insult nazis, kids!

me after bro says the most unhinged shit ever

YEAHHHH YAOI!!!

if technology connections isn't autistic I would be very surprised

This might be the realest thing I've ever seen

I'm scared 😟

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO CARED ABOUT THIS JOKE I LITERALLY REFERENCE IT DAILY

Jealous

i do NOT care if they realize im stalking their profile, i WILL like all their posts anyways

he the typa guy to say "nor/mal"

i had a dream where danno got obsessed with the 2017 ducktales show (specifically the artstyles) and kept posting about it. this is the most normal dream ive had in weeks

I'm mostly a digital artist because I find it much harder to achieve the perspectives and effects I wanna add to my drawings on paper, but every so often I get the *urge* to make a drawing that's SPECIFICALLY traditional and idk if that's just me

no clue what this is but he looks like a silly guy. lupita approved 🌺

i love shorts wars/toon turf AUs where riggy just...dies

Yakko Warner from Animaniacs angrily looking at a piece of paper with the caption "When my test results come back as 'autism spectrum disorder' instead of 'zany to the max'"

😶