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ℂ𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕦𝕟, 𝕄𝕠𝕠𝕟, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕊𝕢𝕦𝕒𝕕.

- 𝑼𝑹𝑶 -

#MVRP #JJKRP

7 — For all intents and purposes, no.

6 — In life? Eh. Socially. His vice was most gambling.

5 — Not that his writer is aware of.
Even if Arkhan did, he probably wasn’t that tight with them considering he was a complete scumbag in mortal life.

And by now? They’ve been dead for thousands of years or are a mindless animated corpse somewhere.

4 — He’s been bald for so long that he doesn’t really remember.

3 — Either greyed over (cus dead) or they’re all ethereal and flame-y.

You’re welcome.

2 — 6ft? It’s been a few dozen centuries since he’s actually checked.

I’m a living corpse and I think your existence is depressing.

1 — Does ‘the Black’ or ‘the Liche King’ count as nicknames?

My point is, how can you do that but not live a little? It’s absurd.

By Diogo ‘Albino’ Coutinho

What a dull way to live. I was already committing fraud by the time I was a teenager.

I somehow doubt this.

Now beat this ‘Zod’ while sober.

i can remember it all . every time
and you'll still be gone
whatever i do , you still won't be here

‘Well actually Queek we don’t know anything about his real diet. He was just a fan of eating a herb that turne—’

shut up nerd

#Queekisms

My favourite little fact about Arkhan is that his title of ‘the black’ is literally because his dental hygiene was so fucking bad he had rotten teeth.

Cool undead shit? Evil feats? Nawh.
My dude just had a shitty diet.

‘Ooo Arkhan you can’t drink anymore’

Face-off against the most powerful king your culture has ever produced and live to tell the tale. Then you can brag.

- I am still able to recite said speech.

Learn some manners, rude mortals.

Do you know how offensive it is that all of the conversations I have end-up being about what I can no longer experience given my undead state?

It’s like if I removed your tongue and forced you to try and recite a speech over and over again for no reason other than to brag about the fact that -

Eh, it’s not one of the things I miss most about being alive.

I believe so, but I didn’t care enough to really make a note of the man.

#Queekisms

yeah that’s right I called Jesus a fraud

my sense of humour hasn’t really changed since I was a teenager

No, I don’t think so. I have never heard the name ‘Constantine’ before.

You make it sound like I’ve never been able to drink.

If you wanted a sorcerer to conjure-up wine on a whim, I heard of some fraud and would-be messiah not so long ago.

A human called Jaysus…? I think…?

all i wanna do is come running home to you.

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