Certainly more enjoyable than Frankenstein

He went to the golden globes and smoking at his table all night

I big helping of them will put you down for the day, but god they’re so good, and everyone who tries them will think you’re Aaron Franklin

The most important step; chop the bacon up, stir the beans really well, and put them in the fridge to cool while the meat rests. This will help the fat integrate so the beans are thick and not runny. When ready to serve, just pop them in the oven to warm them up. Heart clogging but incredible beans

(Not sure if you can do this on an egg, but if not, just cook the meat in a pan to collect the rendered fat to dump into the beans). The lay a pack of bacon on top/around the meat to cook the rest of the way. When the meat comes off or after 2ish hours, take the beans and bacon out.

Beans. I dump them in a grill safe tin. Then I church them up with spices (cumin, pepper, whatnot), minced garlic, and *fake* maple syrup to taste. When the meat you’re smoking, preferably a brisket/chuckroast/brisket reaches the back end of the stall, put them under the meat

@iankarmel.bsky.social catching up on old patreon episodes, I feel the need to share my baked beans recipe with you because they’re incredible, incredibly unhealthy, and will blow your guests minds.

I start with a couple big cans of generic baked beans, a can of black beans, and a can of hot chili

If you’re someone who is only on here and not Twitter (this is for a niche audience anyway), Mike Tunisan seems to have moved into calling himself the most brave man of our time while also seemingly saying he’s going to kill some people (women) for what happened to him.

I watched the video from that episode of his podcast and saw my Twitter handle on the screen and about shit. Then Pablo followed me a couple days ago and I actually had a brief moment of panic lol

The French 75 dude that makes the trust devices is helping get people across the border and up to Sergio. That’s what he’s doing in El Paso. F75 aren’t wholly successful or unsuccessful, they’re just people doing the best they can

Same. I go for the extra strength Mitchum. Wife brought home a stick of their no-aluminum deodorant-only product a few months ago, and that shit was useless for anything but sitting around the house

It’s the “anti-perspirant”, I think. Makes you not sweat

A certain football twitter defensive analyst needs to answer for his team playing extremely Not Real Ball with this bullshit shifting to try to draw false starts

So far, I think today is the worst slate of QB/offensive play I can remember in my life

It’s very awesome

Fuck ICE or Fuck the chiefs. Both would make sense since she’s an eagles fan

@dannyodwyer.bsky.social the funniest part of the Ram ad with Dana white is him including body slams/pro wrestling in it, and the video is of Mexican lucha libre wrestlers

He was on Seth Meyers last night in the same clothes he wears on taskmaster. Which is the same clothes he wore on the famous episode of the Chris Gethard Show. Shoes and all

@aklingus.bsky.social has Mantzoukas ever talked about it being a bit that we always wears the same clothes on tv if he’s not given wardrobe?

The boat video got pushed into my Facebook food too. Most of her TL is this kind of “small town girl, loves beer, America, white people” shit

Feel like people here need to know that Annie Agar seems to have finally started making the transition to right wing grifter that we all knew would eventually happen

@hatinassbrian.bsky.social it was started by my relaying a story about my wife’s patient telling her about this sick course in Michigan with the best vibes…American dunes

Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.

@hotsprotstakes.bsky.social @hatinassbrian.bsky.social I hate to inform you guys that you’ve missed an all time night in gofl chat

Last shot completely wrecked me

Listening to Tony talk about the show several times, I think he just trusts the audience to understand that they had an arranged marriage, never loved each other, and haven’t loved each other for a long time, so it’s not hard for her to leave him behind in favor of the rebellion

The difference between bluesky and Twitter is that no one seems to have blinked at having a prequel at number one, or having Jedi over Empire

Do yourself a favor and stay off the internet if you don’t want andor spoilers. And trust me, you don’t want andor spoilers

@bddrix.bsky.social you have 40 minutes left on your pick