Thinking about organising a new open mic stand up comedy night in Belfast but actually just booking in a bunch of counsellors and then making everyone who turns up do talking therapy to explain why they have made these choices

If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you

Got a new job

Thank uuuu, it was always a possibility with being agency, but after nearly 2 years I thought I was okay. I've been back on my PoGo shit but it's gotten so microtransactiony so this sounds like a good shout!!

Life update I am unemployed drop ur fave unemployed activities I have time to kill

there aren't any hunting accidents if we all just hunt each other

Couldn't find the link to the TPUSA alternate super bowl half time show 😤😤😤

Shane MacGowan Tensei

Being dealt incredible amounts of psychic damage on a daily basis by every woman I know and love being on mounjaro

gamers of the night roll call

Booked another week off work

He died before I was born and I know very little about him. So strange to finally see this mysterious person I always knew existed but couldn't put a face to!

I just saw a photo of my granda for the first time

is that normal

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

I honestly believe that with all the AI psychosis shit!!!

Can any astrology people tell me if I'm cooked???

Being in your 30s is wild like why are the Scorn moldmen making me broody

The public library is a cold house for being normal

In all seriousness I think I might get murdered at work

I started this week off with a man trying to fight me over not having a copy of the newsletter, and finished it with another man trying to fight me as I helped him print off pictures of Harley Quinn and UVF murals. Check on your local loyalist friends they are not doing okay

Just started my Belfast City advent calendar ❤️ Day 1 was nearly stepping on a human shite outside the Grand Opera House

The domino's pizza tracker just taught me how to tie a slip knot

Watching a thing about some doomsday cult and it got me thinking instead of the second coming of christ we should have a first coming of an entirely new guy

Neom could never be her

"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.

The concept of a tourist landing in Belfast already questioning their decision to come here and then seeing this Looney Tunes ass sign

steam machine de la abuela

the anthropocene sucks bro. skip