well yes! bsky.app/profile/mxwl...

it is now the 4th consecutive week where my body is going through some shit and i am ready to end it all

“sole” purpose indeed!

or you can try me on for size

my face underneath probably?

so who’s gonna bring up the open relationship discourse on Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream

Ariana Grande talking to a wall

lmaooooo

cum on your back in bed?

oh you’re supposed to think about me every time you hold herrrrrrrrrrr

oh noooo you should hide it in my mouth quicklyyy

yes

i can’t decide what i’m more impressed by 😵‍💫

a cartoon of peppa pig holding a toy phone ALT: a cartoon of peppa pig holding a toy phone

“summer is call—”

Nine Inch Noize

Nine Inch Boys—i mean, Nine Inch Noize makes me horny
open.spotify.com/album/7lcpCG...

fine if you say so

hogsmaxxing even

wouldn’t be an issue if you jump me next time

well there’s a solution for that

this angle is perfect 😍

–– as someone who will never have kids, can i please get six months paid leave (sabbatical?) to just sleep? this is discrimination against childless people.

climb, lick, and mount

if it fits i sits

me when i lie

cuties 😍😍😍

that’s my kind of workout

i think the pandemic also really affected Levitating’s impact on media. Espresso was in commercials, skits, and referenced online in very major ways!

i thought about Levitating too, but i think i along with other gays kind of fell off when the feature version dropped, and i don’t see it as having quite the same longevity as Espresso. it certainly represents this decade well tho!

i do believe Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter is THE pop song of this decade

‪queens, prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lipsync performance to the movie trailer of Stop! That! Train! in theaters on June 12‬