i should be making one morbillion dollars every hour (<-- is being tormented by his instocktrades wishlist again)

my taste in music isn't all that out there imo, but not everyone is gonna pick up what i'm putting down.

may or may not have to take some coworkers to an off-site meeting tomorrow, so in preparation for the possibility that i'm driving, i am preparing a playlist that gets across my taste without being too outre. i call it "don't scare the hoes."

One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”

seems very in-character. i love it for them

Silver Age panel. Jimmy Olsen is outside somewhere holding a camera in his hands. Narration: "But, wait...what's this new surprise that Jimmy runs into, a few minutes later?" Spoilers, it's a robot approaching him. The robot has written on its chest, "This robot is trained to smash your camera".  Jimmy says, "Jeepers! Got to escape that robot!"

anyone wanna give me a fat hundo so i can buy all ten volumes of criminal

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

just caught up on absolute wonder woman and i'm never going to be normal again

daredevil in his black and red costume swings through the city with his batons.

makin' my way downtown. #Daredevil #Marvel #art

printers are proof that god is dead

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

mission accomplished: didn't buy comics during game night despite the very tempting dollar bins being right there.

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

an openly rude person is one thing. a rude person with a veneer of niceness is way worse.

Actually yeah, my old 2016 symbolic TF art slapped so hard, what a cool time to be in the fandom it was! Made so many lifelong friendships by rotating these fictional metal guys in my head

me: oh boy, a whole month off from webcomicking! i can't wait to draw a bunch of other stuff!
my steam library:

i remember applying to undergrad classes was the most stressful thing in the world and now that i'm applying to grad classes it's like "uh i guess i should do that." [gets out of bed] [selects classes] [i get into all three of them immediately] [goes to make breakfast] "cool."

sometimes you see a fellow driver do something so turbo illegal it almost impresses you, in a horrible way

the winter soldier sits on a wall, looking down at the viewer. he holds a sniper rifle with his right hand.

don't look up. #Marvel #art

it's really fucked up that a video i remember watching in my dorm room came out seven years ago.

matt "i'm a catholic, but--" murdock

Marital Status: Divorced

nothing hits like seeing this on a character's wiki page

NOBODY IN THIS HOUSE TELLS ME NOTHING

nothing like being two months away from the convention to finally get your ass in gear

I keep seeing "all authors use AI, the real issue is they're being forced to be sneaky about it" headlines.

Full stop No. This is a lie peddled for normalization. It's schoolyard-level pressure tactics "C'mon, all the cool kids are already doing it. We won't tell. It's fine. We're on your side."

nothing makes my soul burn with rage more than having duplicate comics. these are the thought processes of a normal person, of course.

Got some new colour images of the Transformers The Movie Premiere featuring Robert Stack hanging out with the Jazz and Thundercraker suits📸

A screenshot of David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in front of a NASA logo. Cross is speaking into a microphone at a podium. Text says " American can, should must, and will blow up the moon"

Today's the day.

4-panel comic. (1) [Black panel with white text boxes] TEXT BOX: And God said, "Let there be light," (2) [Sun radiating light.] TEXT BOX: And there was light. (3) [View of bright sun rising over Earth's horizo] (4) TEXT BOX: God saw that light was-- [Chat bubble from Earth] CHAT BUBBLE: Can you add support for dark mode? Open xkcd.com to view toggles for different modes.

CREATION

Happy April Fool's Day!

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