@tofuplusbeast.bsky.social tyyyyy <3333

@naobeausca.bsky.social tyyyyy im gonna bust a peanut buster for the first time!!

chris redfield LOVES peanut busters and oreo mcflurries and making wesker drive him and pay for them

and pineapple pizza? spynapple pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ0Fkh2A0k4

if you didnt already know, my scoutspy ocs are named after this fucking sfm. olives and basil on pizza. yayyyy […]

It's my birthday so i get to make shane listen to my shitty SFM comedy radio shows and get a PEANUT BUSTER and OREO MCFLURRY and PINEAPPLE PIZZA cuz those are all yaoi coded treats

An ink drawing of TF2 BLU spy sitting on RED scout's back, using him as a human furniture piece. Spy is smoking and looking at his watch. Scout is struggling to keep Spy up, but smiling/grimacing with heart eyes.

Another sticker club doodle request for April. Listen if you ask me to draw a pairing I'm already maximum gooned for... Imma do it to em 🤪

#art #scoutspy

Also wesker plucks his eyebrows like Maven

I just feel like pre-T Wesker was waxed all over, with a trimmed W shaped pubic situation on the puddycat. No armpit hair, its smooth AND sweatless (azn genes, he is a great disgrace to the billionaire Spencer legacy) so he overheats all the dang time while doing kung fu on zombies.

Now post-T? […]

a sketch from, i think 2025. leo and nina in a kind of chibi style

update:
i have added Peperina to my toyhouse characters page!
Also I have updated Leo's and Nina's galleries, go check out the cool art....

https://toyhou.se/CaptainSolsikke/characters

#sskk_leo #sskk_nina

Do I know anyone who makes music? I could use some BGM based on my OC for streaming purposes, just some quick loops for now I think?

A little scared to use Vgen. AI image makers I can spot easy, I am less confident in my ability to spot AI music scams.

I have concluded that I don't have enough emotional attachment to Zeno to see him sub-bottoming to Whiskers. I would like to see him (sub)topping Whiskers to sample a different flavor. Off to cook for myself

Printed and stapled a bunch of comix for spice this weekend...
- Like 20 qoth
- 10 sausage sodomy
- 10 bork n pwual
- printed 10 covers for just gorly things, print 8 more interiors
Should print 5 more hookys...10 more nut inks... Refill on 8.5x11s, print the shaggie mane print

Need to scrounge […]

Alright guys let's see what the 9 other fics in the Wesker/Zeno tag are thinking about fugly white dudes in trenchcoats going zip-zoop-zip-zoop-nothing personnel kid (unsheathes samurai edge)

archiveofourown.org/tags/Albert%20Wesker*s*Z...

" Men I desperately need to see frotting " by the youtube channel Antonio/@vofiic. The screen shows Nemesis and Mr. X from the resident evil remakes. The closed captions say "God, I need to see them go at it bad".

monster on monster is a sweet treat, they're right and they should say it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQlxV-25fqo

Constellation Eridanus. Aratus Latinus, Abbey of Saint Gall 9th century. St. Gallen, Stiftsbibliothek, Cod. Sang. 250, p. 505. #medieval #MedievalArt

Constellation Eridanus. Aratus Latinus, Abbey of Saint Gall 9th century. St. Gallen, Stiftsbibliothek, Cod. Sang. 250, p. 505.
#medieval #MedievalArt

Grace asking Zeno "I was made?" after a 20 minute exposition tape

Wesker asking "Are you saying I was manufactured" to Spencer after a 30 second exposition

Wesker whispering seductively in Spencer's ear, "That right is now mine". You can see Wesker has cute little kitty fangs to match his cute little kitty eyes

[but i do have some cursed yaoi for you: (wesker/spencer) psuedo-incest age-gap and thus (grace/zeno) lmao]

they only really show spencer in RE5 but he's so palpatine coded and the way Wesker kills him is so 🫦

cmon man

violent thrust into the NAKED OLD MAN […]

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Spencer from Resident Evil 5 saying "Ironic, isn't it?"

Emperor palpatine from Star Wars saying "Ironic." with a curled smile

[i fucking hate resident evil requiem (spoilers)]

how am i supposed to believe that LITERAL emperor palpatine really wanted Hope And Prosperity for mankind after 50 years of making mega-ebola

and the whole time he had the fucking literal SPENCER FILES where […]

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A display of rectangular paint swatches displayed vertically on small black stands. Each swatch is divided in three sections with two shorter stripes on top and a third, larger block of color on the bottom. The swatches were meant to suggest different color combinations for ceiling, trim and walls. The tones are earthy and pastel, from pink and light blue to brick red, orange and yellow ochre. There are small accompanying signs sharing information about George Washington Carver and the title of this book "White and Color Washing with Natural Clay from Macon County, Alabama."

George Washington Carver, best known for his scientific innovations, was also an artist who experimented with natural pigments since childhood. These paint swatches at the GW Carver Museum at Tuskegee show the color palettes he developed using natural #clay […]

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screenshot of "da basics" for my chrisker page. it has their win icons from Marvel VS Capcom 3 as their "face card", and their age, height, weight, and blood type.

Screenshot of Wesker from the MVC3 reveal trailer. He has very thin waist and thicker thighs

kicks my little feet

wiki.scumsuck.com/pairings:chriswesker

weird take but i like MVC3 versions the most cuz
1. i liked mvc before resident evil lol
2. it's a more "cartoony" version of their RE5 models without the photobashed textures
3. 🦍👍 […]

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screenshot of my website front page, with my "now" section and "RSS updates" sections designed as fake clickable windows. The RSS update section now has the chris dyslexic son of a bitch fucking super hot zombie wesker fake ad.

adding fake ads to my website as golgotha intended

https://scumsuck.com/

maybe i can learn to make the X button clickable so you can actually minimize the window LOL probably some thing like `input:checked ~ .rss-updates: height:30px' or something... idk im not a wizard

meme format, with Chris Redfield and Albert Wesker from Resident Evil: "This Dyslexic SON OF A BITCH is fucking SUPER Hot Zombies and basically, you are fucking stupid. How?.. Just Watch The "T"-virus>". Chris is giving a blank eyed thumbs up. Half the joke is that the Super Hot Chick is Wesker dying in lava, and lava is hot.

made in heaven

#chrisker

it might be gay but sometimes you need motivation even if it's naruto telling you to brush your teeth dattebayo, bluey to tell you to shower, and wesker to tell you to not pay taxes because umbrella doesn't pay taxes because it's a us govt subsidiary and the federal govt pays umbrella for human […]

the velvet velour dancing with a stripper pole poster you get in VTMB as a reward

Wesker saying "Chris you make me proud." at the end of RE1 remake (2002) for the gamecube while they're standing in a fuckass laboratory full of shit tyrants

what i'm trying to say is these are the same character TO ME!!!!!!!

BUT the best part is the gray area right???? like not just "the stripper 100% loves you and thinks you're so special". And not just "she fucking HATES YOU and is ONLY pretending".

but that murky middle ground of "she's taking advantage of you subconciously but […]

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I goon this this character type so bad

www.reddit.com/r/vtmb/comments/sb8s09/d...

Bad bitch seductress...Like 25 yrs later you still got people wondering "does the stripper really like me" CUZ SHES SO GOOOOOOD at making you feel "special" […]

Spongebob laying on the floor naked with only his shoes on. Usually this meme its captioned with "how i be waiting for her to take advantage of me"

I mean I like nice milfs too, but there's like double cerebral penetration when they got ulterior motives. Like Velvet Velour doesn't care if you die (but she'll give you a signed photo if u be her goon 🤤). Or weskie poo saying "you did a fine job chris" at the […]

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MILMMILF (Man I Love Mean Milfs)

A stretched screenshot of Albert Wesker from RE5 on top of the video title " Characters that I think are secretly submissive" from Antonio @Vofiic on youtube.

this tuber is my ally they know wesker is a secret sub

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjPIdTozQuY

and they know wesker is ABSOLUTELY loose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHqQsqQphvE

𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘂𝘀, 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗮 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲
A 13 song #krattcest #fanmix

1. "Junebug" by the B-52s
2. "Everywhere" by Fleetwood Mac
3. "The Lovecats" by The Cure
4. "Hungry Like the Wolf" by Duran Duran
5. "Blue" by Eiffel 65
6. "Ocean Man" by Ween
7. "Odyssey" by Jasper Wrath
8 […]

website operator with limited time

[RE9 Puzzle spoilers, rebecca/wesker]

I can't believe the password to get wesker's stupid sunglasses is RRR for RISING ROOKIE REBECCA. That he wrote on the back of the Rebecca goon photo. Actual Gooner alert. love for all the youtube fans to say "its just an easter egg it doesn't actually mean […]