scientists reveal the secret

not enough dykeslop on the t l if you ask me

#the

yop,

you were intending to stake a claim on Jodyland

i'm willing to put myself out there and see how this one shakes out

unfortunately i'm horribly weak to fire... this is the worst thing for me to deal with...

your bombs don't scare me

turns out it was quite a nice one 😌

i hope you're doing well, my friend 😌

hell, i'm chilling

not much

Trans person who bathes in the blood of their enemies

go on...

cat in a plant pot pretending to be a plant

plant

yeah... it's jodie time

but i worked hard to find this scrap...

salmon 🍣

i'm gonna be real - my ass is not getting out of these dwemer ruins any time soon

chud like mes got no business hanging w a nice girl like you

Brigadier General William R... 11/1/19 I have only suffered irony partition failure twice in my life. The first time happened when I was hit by a truck. The paramedics asked me who was president and I answered, "Barack Hussein Obama." Brigadier General William R... 11/1/19 The second time was earlier this year in sixth grade art class. A girl told me her grandfather died on 9/11 in one of the towers and I said, "My grandfather also died on 9/11. He was flying one of the planes." It was like a reflex.

Card declined at the knowing me store and they all forgot

a rather strong gust of wind blew me off my feet. i was in the air for some 20 minutes, miraculously alighting safely on the grass of a hill nearby my home

i need more pain

Date used to be yesterday

sorry i don't post here that often. i need the intense negativity of twitter more than i'd care to admit