Could be?? Definitely is, you're turning me into this huge hog 💕

Haha fat neet who literally eats garbage and belches and groans and is a big gross hog... 💕

I think it's just like the perfect shape for someone who eats RECKLESSLY and eats literal junk... fat waddling TRASH HEAP ❤️

Built like a monstrous BLIMP!! They BITE 💕

🎨 @lazah.bsky.social is evil and enabling and responsible for your ability to stare at this DOME

Haha fat neet who literally eats garbage and belches and groans and is a big gross hog... 💕

God I just wanna yap ideas all day but all my friends are sleepy what the FUCK am I supposed to do... guess I'll lay around and be bloated as hell

Possum eating trash, streaming, belching horribly on cam, gut groaning with junk and garbage... sweating and huffing and puffing as they waddle... even when they're out and about they can't help themselves when they wobble by an alley...

My friends are evil influences who only fuel my ideas thanks yall, mwahahaha

Trashy neet but like they literally eat trash. Junk and actual garbage with an aching potbelly at all times cuz it is struggling to process everything in their junkyard of a gut

That huge blimp is DEFINITELY unemployable so it's a good thing they've found a niche with people really into them being a gross hog 💕

Trashy neet but like they literally eat trash. Junk and actual garbage with an aching potbelly at all times cuz it is struggling to process everything in their junkyard of a gut

GUYS HELP I HAVENT STOPPED EATING IN WEEKS I'M-- GWWHHRRFF--

#kinkart #stuffing #blob
dont let it EVER be said i leave my friends hanging (or unexploded but thats a totally separate issue)

They're so good! Gotta emphasize how noisy stuff is...

So truuuueee, huge round guts rumbling and gurgling...

What's on the mind!!

WAIT WAIT WAIT 💦💦

...Uh. H-Hey that's not exactly what I meant- I'm like kinda... oversized right now and that's uuuhhh--

Sorry I went kinda wild yesterday I could use some help...! 💦

Waking up to remember new pfp is me WAY too full and fat... gwuh so good...

He's a little too big now... someone will have to add more symbols to that groaning gut!

Uh oh 💦💦

Absolutely... dad bomb...!

Yeessss... big and creaking and rumbling...

Ough, it would absolutely be me... sooo confident that one more would be no problem... even as that creaking orb gurgles in protest...! Whoever is with me watching in a panic as I chug down that last one... and the creaking gets reeeaaaaal loud...

BOMB BELLIES

Actually I think fat dads should get so full they could be classified as explosive hazards

YEAH huge creeeaaaaking belly... belching constantly... great fat dad with an ominously creaking orb... he needs someone to make sure he doesn't go too far...!!

They should like... get really big and round and maybe explode... (me)