I hope he rage-shits himself tonight

If you attend the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, you should be legally barred from using the term "journalist" to describe yourself from that point on.

They killed 2 of our dwarf Alberta spruce. Hate them. Neem oil didn’t do much of anything.

Trust me when I say South Florida is absolutely Not It.

Fleabane

More delphinium and scorpionweed

Lighter variety of delphinium

Great waterleaf

Scorpionweed

Violet

Delphinium

Mother Nature was showing off her full b*ssy yesterday

Between the "male loneliness" beat and the "passport bro" beat, there sure is a lot of ink being spent on pieces of shit who can't find friends or dates because they're sentient piles of hot wet trash

Better question is what are you gonna drink

Since the George W. Bush administration.

Shame nobody’s had an intervention with that drug-addicted 20-something streamer who has clear and significant mental health issues. He has nobody in his life who loves him. That’s so sad.

Catholics here in Cincinnati don’t take him seriously as a Catholic and I don’t know why anyone else does. He’s as Catholic as I am straight.

Affirmative 🥱

Beautiful! What variety are they?

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“It’s not delivery—it’s diarrhea.”

Our state legislature is weird as hell but the people are pretty normal overall. I feel like Missouri’s the same - a gerrymandered nightmare masking a normie voter base.

Ohio might ban them this November- keeping my fingers crossed.

We got AOL at home in 1994 or 1995. I think it was pretty common in friends’ homes by 1996.

The way I thought this was about Ms. Spears 😭😭

In 2024, we watched news media lead a concerted and sustained effort to end Bidens presidency *and it worked.* If they wanted to, Donald Trumps fitness for office and mental state could be all they talk about going forward. They arent doing so bc they dont see anything theyre interested in changing.

I’m so sorry, that is a terrible loss.

The Rooster has been kind of fun for me, I think the previews oversold Carrell’s role as that a bit

Their HR products suck and I see more and more companies realizing this over the next 18 months. I can only hope it collapses spectacularly and that the Ellisons commit hara-kiri.

How long til “When one side says arsenic will kill you and the other side says it won’t, we cannot force cigarette manufacturers to place warning labels on their cancer sticks.”

Where the “vote blue no matter who” folks at?

Y’all got anything to say for yourselves?

a woman with a flower in her hair talks to a man with the words are you familiar with the works of thomas pynchon Alt: Paris Hilton says are you familiar with the works of Thomas Pynchon

People who call out the fetishism in OBAA are so funny to me bc it’s like yes, let’s get you acquainted to the works of Thomas Pynchon

The only answer 👑

Cold or heated up?

Love paying almost $4 a gallon for gas in Ohio. This is definitely what winning looks like. Defeating the Green Agenda mightily, Mr. President.