We are just about to get wheelie bins for the first time. I'm going to put my bins out like this. I'm going to look like the king of the wheelie bins.

The Bob Mortimer?

Was it an "Am I overreacting"? And was the answer no?

Nice bones bearings 👌

Can't wait for there to be absolutely no consequences for those involved.

Haha. Me too, particularly with the weed red herring

I'd never heard of Mary Janes, in shoe terms, before today. Now I've heard it twice

Happy Wales day

Half-term art

Both mine call me Freecoli 🤦‍♂️

A painting of a bird next to the words"log the fuck off"

I doubt you'll be disappointed

Steve n Seagulls Camden on my own like a big brave boy (or sad old man, you decide)

Is this the game you previewed a while ago?

Bins Wednesday

Sunrise dog walk this morning. Notice the swimmers 🥶

You survived the brake fix then.

Had to walk off some excess this morning. Albert is super friendly and can be trusted off the lead. Pablo is an utter bastard to anyone and everything.

Sticky Toffee pudding with cream was just a step too far yesterday

Who's more excited?

Happy birthday. Never had one myself, might try it sometime.

Network admin

Alopecia

Argh the gruesomeness of my face!

Thank you @jonattfieldart for the portrait

Shit was about to go down in the back garden 🦊

I'm a community

More Sunday Golf today, and it's tournament time. I'll be giving the Clubhouse Jivvers invitational a go.

1pm at twitch.tv/freecoli

Colin the Barbarian continues this afternoon on Twitch - DiabloIV

twitch.tv/freecoli

Streaming Diablo 4 tomorrow am. Come along if you want. There might also be some Rust.

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