Just my luck, today was the first day that was *not* my question.

I’m just never going to watch a long TV episode in a movie theater, *especially* if it’s a long STAR WARS TV episode.

Stupid Google Maps!

Six years after my company shut down the office I used to commute to, I finally made it to the new US headquarters (an accountant's office with a conference room 35 miles into the burbs).

Terrible clue. I guess they meant vocal runs?

Well-timed, Jenny Holzer.

Well I’ve done the turning them off part.

The Phillies are quite bad right now.

The sad, strange Phillies of 2026? The South Philly Slop Boys we called 'em. Brandon Marsh tried to catch a pop-up as a base runner. Kyle Schwarber got really into Hoagiefest and disappeared. Every starting pitcher gave up a homer to TJ Friedl. They say Alec Bohm's glove is still full of screams

Wrong how?

A painting of a black cat (Mo) in a red bag

The kid painted this one

Po looking at the cast of Severance on the tv. The dialogue subtitle says “What the fuck is that?”

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:

Just got my second invitation to speak to an audience of retirees about voting rights, allegations of voter fraud and threats to fair elections. In fairness the first invitation was like 9 years ago, but I feel like this second one really cements my status as a noted regional expert on the subject.

Nice! I saw the announcement in my email and I thought “I hope they got someone cool to write about that” and they did.

This is what all stand-up clips look like now. We built the world we deserve.

More than half of my workday at this point involves either logging into stuff or trying to log into stuff and not being able to log into stuff.

The very first episode of BLUEY includes a gag where Bandit gets sprayed by an unkinked hose, a clear homage to 1895’s “L'Arroseur Arrosé”, considered by many to be earliest known example of film comedy. In this essay I will…

Sports-related and minor this time, but yeah for sure.

Pretty good chicken names:
- Feather Flocklear
- Cluck D
- Fowl Pacino
- Beaky Blinders
- Henrique Iglesias
- Punky Rooster
- Cock Hudson
- Clucky Number Slevin

The last time we did that pretty much broke America so

I need to be careful what I wish for but it would be nice to have both parties run competitive presidential primaries again.

screen grab from tv news saying “quote from petard victim” up top and “what are you gonna do, hoist me?” below

damn, got ‘em

Fuck you Phillies I'll see you tomorrow

Zach Ehrhard just hit an inside the park grand slam.

welp

I’m not in a congregation there but I love that building so much and hope it sticks around and prospers.

We're working on improving the search experience. Are there any specific improvements you would like to see? 🔍 👀

The variation I’d like to see is to search my timeline for everything but from a specific time window in the past. Say I am timeshifting last night’s game to the morning and want to see how people I follow reacted last night, say, 40 minutes after the time of the first pitch.

Letter bracelets that say NO KINGS, NO NAZIS and GO PHILS

Got some cool bracelets from my nephew today