My ratatouille rat is making me fight someone else also controlled by a ratatouille rat

Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies
and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other

Get ready for the worst year of resistance content ever

I like the blue sky butterfly

Forgot all about this app not gonna lie

Had a lot of fun, I need to go back to the city soon

My first selfie I've taken in a while that I actually like

What if a hydra, but it's actually just geese

Trans posters were the backbone of Twitter and any site that fails to realize this is doomed to suck.

Ngl it does feel a little dirty jumping from Twitter to Bluesky and Threads

When da moon hits ya knees
And ya mispronounce trees
Sycamore

Now that the 4th of July is over I will begin preparations for spooky month. The moment it drops below 70 for longer than a week it'll officially be spooky month from that day until sunrise on November 1st regardless of if that time frame is a month long or not.

Nathan's hot dog eating contest crowns Joey Chestnut men's champion and Miki Sudo women's champion |... Joey Chestnut ate 62 hot dogs in 10 minutes to win the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest for a record 16th time, and Miki Sudo downed 39.5 dogs to win the women’s competition for the 9th straight ti...

Joey Chestnut eats 62 hot dogs for 16th Nathan’s hot dog eating contest title; Miki Sudo named women’s champion

Betters on PredictIt now believe Gavin Newsom has a better chance of winning the presidency next year than Ron DeSantis.

Today's morning workout

100 squats, 100 pushups, 100 sit ups
2 sets of 10 lat raises (35 lb dumbbells)
1 sets of 10 shoulder press (35 lb dumbbells)
2 sets of 10 dumbbell twists

I'm very tired, idk why i did this at 4 am

Elon devouring his site

Cool creatures

Four panels from an infamous interview, woman holds microphone up to a man speaking Panel 1: "I live in constant fear of the western descent towards fascism" Panel 2: "But i digress..." Panel 3: "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing" Panel 4: "There is much pain in the world but not in this room"

How it feels to check bluesky

the world is not ready for a second beer transgender sponsorship

Battle jacket update

That's kinda how I feel, love it here.

great vibes here, reminds me of 2018 twitter

The Orlando Magic Mascot is by far and away my favorite sports mascot

It's them and crabs man

The Mets bullpen makes me want to cry

weird framing for a group that quotes Hitler