Jabari Smith Jr (in the foreground on the second picture) was born in 2003, the year LeBron was 19 years old.

A prolonged fossil fuel crunch just might, at this moment, be *the* exogenous shock necessary for a rapid global transition to clean energy adoption, but also it's going to be a brutally miserable experience for the world's poorest.

Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.

Big Love vibes

A detailed, symbolic painting inspired by the movie "Pulp Fiction," featuring Samuel L. Jackson's character depicted as a Jesus-like figure with a glowing halo and radiant hands, blessing a sick man lying in a hospital bed. Surrounding them are other characters from the film—John Travolta and Uma Thurman—both praying, and a nurse and another man watching solemnly. Above, three cherubic angels with the faces of other "Pulp Fiction" characters float in the sky. The background includes iconic American symbols such as the U.S. Capitol, the Statue of Liberty, an American flag, flying bald eagles, military jets, and fireworks, blending religious imagery with patriotic and cinematic elements.

This is great! 😂

Best to not wear this colour trousers when on TV.

In other news, Jeffrey Dahmer apologizes to the people he ate ...

Uncanny ☠️

Query successful Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian BREAKING: IRAN SAYS IT DOES NOT KNOW WHO IS CURRENTLY IN CHARGE OF THE UNITED STATES chris evans @notcapnamerica B!TCH WE DONT EITHER

We're NOT okay

Today Now! Host Undergoes Horrifically Painful Surgery Live On Air YouTube video by The Onion

The Onion News Network "Today Now!" segment about Jim Haggerty getting a huge kidney stone remains one of the funniest things I've ever seen youtu.be/_5yR--35uqA?...

Hell yes

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When trump loses power, his assets AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILIES assets should be liquidated and returned to the American people.

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Dying in office because you insisted on clinging to power until the very end instead of letting a new generation of leaders rise should be seen for the shameful, egomaniacal act that it is.

Of historic proportions

Did you know that in addition to being where Talladega Superspeedway is located, Alabama also used to be a big football state? Not many people know that. #NASCAR

“As everyone knows, I am an extraordinarily brilliant person…”. The stable genius himself.

GOP: Ok Dems, hold still while we hit you with this stick.

*Dems take stick away from GOP and hit back*

GOP: Hey!!

#Virginia

Holy shit. This is how you stare down these evil motherfuckers.

What what, old chap? Jolly good.

Genius

Furries really stepping up their game

Exhibit B

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"This is an important thing to think about."

Hope Wemby has a speedy recovery because you never want an opponent out because of injury.

But please never lecture #RipCity with our history of Bill Walton, Brandon Roy, Sam Bowie & Greg Oden about injury misfortunes.

Theodore Rex with Whoopi Goldberg movie poster. Whoopi is in a black skin tight body suit next to a goofy human sized dinosaur puppet

All these remakes and these cowards refuse to touch Theodore Rex (1995)

Furries really stepping up their game

Genius

What what, old chap? Jolly good.