I can't tell if it's supposed to sound like a dialup modem or if I'm just old AF.

Sub Radio were excellent.

"It's over Goeth, I have the heil ground"

The crossover we all need.

Near. Jaffa. Wherever you are.

"Sir, a second Luigi has hit the CEOs."

I had to let my dog into the bathroom while I pooped, for reasons far too boring to explain. He looked horrified.

Now he knows how I feel when he makes direct eye contact when he poops.

If I send it to 20, will she also let me see my kids?

It needs reBOOting.

Remember Missingno? This is him now. Feel old yet?

#Pokemon #Nintendo

It was a Koffeeing.

I'm so sorry.

The Lego Bumblebee set is bloody amazing.

My nan had one of these. This has awakened nostalgia that I'd completely forgotten about.

Dragon Age: The Veilguard is pretty good. That is all.

I made some new solar lights.

That's 90 solid days of Spotify listening. Really getting my money's worth apparently.

That's 90 days solid. Really getting my money's worth apparently.

Dogs are living proof that in order to be liked, you don't need to be intelligent, just really enthusiastic.

In all fairness, my mind is boggled as to why a bird needs a parachute.

Could you paint Mr Blobby storming Hitler's bunker, but instead of Hitler, it's just Jack Whitehall in a Hitler costume, cowering in fear.

That time Bru looked like an album cover.

My career in graphic design has so far:
- Allowed me to drive a vintage double decker bus.
- Taken me to the exact spot where JFK was assassinated.
- Lead to me working with the owner of the world's fastest shed.
- Almost getting killed by a falling table.

In honour of all those who died on Norblobby Beach, I wear my Bloppy with pride.

After a beard trim? You hide the beard well!

Nah, enjoy the post-pampering feeling. May it be refreshing and long lasting.

I get this every time I have a beard trim. It's like a "Oh, I can look like a vaguely functioning human being sometimes"

Caffeine. Lots of it. Fixes anything.

Headaches are a sign it's working.

Yes InDesign, despite previously exporting this file as an interactive PDF and also exporting interactive PDFs all morning, I do in fact want to export this file as a series of JPGs. How did you know?

Absolute cretin of a piece of software.

Winter needs to go away so I can go out riding again.